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Willie Waffle

Willie Waffle
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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
2.5/4 61% Race (2016) Hopkins and the writing team try very hard to get every little piece of the story into the film, rather than going into a deeper focus on an episode or a moment. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Feb 19, 2016
2/4 51% Risen (2016) Sold as an action/thriller, but really about the resurrection of a man's soul. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Feb 19, 2016
.5/4 23% Zoolander 2 (2016) A bland, boring, listless, flat movie. Zoolander 2 stinks. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Feb 12, 2016
3.5/4 84% Deadpool (2016) Right from the opening credits, the audience realizes they are in for something a bit twisted and lacking any reverence (and that's a good thing). ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Feb 12, 2016
2/4 43% Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016) Loses the bits of comic fodder that make Pride and Prejudice and Zombies worth seeing. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Feb 5, 2016
1/4 85% Hail, Caesar! (2016) It's boring. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Feb 5, 2016
2.5/4 63% The Finest Hours (2016) It's a classic, old fashioned drama full of red, white, blue and apple pie. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jan 29, 2016
1/4 7% Fifty Shades of Black (2016) It's still better than Fifty Shades Of Grey. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jan 29, 2016
1.5/4 10% Dirty Grandpa (2016) Suddenly, Dirty Grandpa is a lesson about life and choices and following your heart? ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jan 22, 2016
.5/4 16% The 5th Wave (2016) If you need to take a nap between the 2nd Wave and the 3rd Wave, just let slumber overtake you because your dreams will be much more interesting than The 5th Wave. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jan 22, 2016
.5/4 14% Ride Along 2 (2016) If you didn't like Ride Along, do you really think Ride Along 2 is the movie that rights all of the past wrongs? ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jan 15, 2016
2.5/4 50% 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers Of Benghazi (2016) An action movie with some failed attempts to bring emotion to the characters and situations. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jan 15, 2016
3.5/4 81% The Revenant (2015) A brutal movie, but a great one. You don't even need to know the definition of revenant to enjoy it! ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jan 8, 2016
.5/4 10% The Forest (2016) A stupid ending with a boring movie attached. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jan 8, 2016
3.5/4 88% The Big Short (2015) One of the sharpest scripts of the year ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Dec 27, 2015
2/4 60% Concussion (2015) Will Smith's fantastic performance deserves a better movie. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Dec 27, 2015
1/4 60% Sisters (2015) Why is Tina Fey trying to be Will Ferrell? ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Dec 18, 2015
4/4 92% Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (2015) Ultimately, Star Wars: The Force Awakens wins us over because it is about hope. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Dec 18, 2015
1/4 43% In the Heart of the Sea (2015) The blandest, bleakest and most depressing movie of the holiday season, so Merry Christmas! ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Dec 11, 2015
1.5/4 65% Krampus (2015) If it was campy, it might have been good. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Dec 4, 2015
2/4 95% Creed (2015) While passable, everything in Creed feels calculated ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Nov 25, 2015
2.5/4 76% The Good Dinosaur (2015) Delivers a few memorable, emotional moments, but is too simple to be anything other than average. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Nov 25, 2015
2.5/4 70% The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2 (2015) Just when you are about to give up on the film as nothing more than a mindless exercise going through the motions, they find the spark. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Nov 20, 2015
1/4 19% Love the Coopers (2015) A nuclear bomb in the War on Christmas. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Nov 13, 2015
3/4 65% Spectre (2015) He was the Bond of his generation, and Craig should be proud of that. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Nov 6, 2015
2/4 13% Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (2015) The whole Paranormal Activity series probably ran its course a couple movies back, but that doesn't stop capitalism from churning! ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Oct 23, 2015
3/4 91% Bridge of Spies (2015) Hanks is in his full Tom Hanks Mode ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Oct 16, 2015
2.5/4 27% Pan (2015) It might not be the best Peter Pan story, but, thankfully, this one doesn't have Brian Williams' daughter cackling like a rooster. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Oct 9, 2015
3/4 84% The Walk (2015) When focused on being a caper film, The Walk is entertaining and exciting. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Oct 9, 2015
4/4 92% The Martian (2015) A celebration of smart. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Oct 2, 2015
2.5/4 62% The Intern (2015) A cute, charming, touchy feely movie trying too hard to be cute, charming and touchy feely. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Sep 25, 2015
3.5/4 74% Black Mass (2015) Forget about his outings as Tonto or Mortdecai. Depp is back in form as the ruthless killer. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Sep 18, 2015
2/4 64% The Visit (2015) Shyamalan writes The Visit as if he had one truly awesome idea and has to invent ways to waste time until we get to it. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Sep 11, 2015
1/4 15% The Transporter Refueled (2015) If you try to do a Transporter movie without Jason Statham, this is what you get, so let's not make that mistake again. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Sep 4, 2015
1/4 46% A Walk In The Woods (2015) A Walk In The Woods is much more about tame silliness, which leaves us with a dull and lifeless film. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Sep 4, 2015
1.5/4 40% We Are Your Friends (2015) OK, but delivering pretty visuals trumps the need for development and true emotion, and that includes the actors. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Aug 28, 2015
2.5/4 45% No Escape (2015) Donald Trump will hate this movie. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Aug 28, 2015
.5/4 43% American Ultra (2015) Jesse Eisenberg and Kristen Stewart were great together in Adventureland, so stay home this weekend and rent that instead. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Aug 21, 2015
0/4 8% Hitman: Agent 47 (2015) Plot seems to be an obstacle to whatever spectacle of clichés he is trying to provide us. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Aug 21, 2015
2/4 67% The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015) Has an undeniable entertainment value, so you can enjoy it from scene to scene, but it's not a great movie. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Aug 14, 2015
0/4 9% Fantastic Four (2015) You have to employ the buddy system if you go to see Fantastic Four, so each of you can wake up the other at various points throughout the movie. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Aug 7, 2015
3.5/4 99% Shaun the Sheep Movie (2015) A vacation from the massive summer blockbusters dominating the Cineplex. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Aug 7, 2015
3/4 93% Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation (2015) Tom Cruise brings the intensity, while Alec Baldwin does his usual Alec Baldwin thing. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jul 31, 2015
.5/4 26% Vacation (2015) This Vacation has no heart. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jul 31, 2015
.5/4 16% Pixels (2015) They should have gone full Sharknado campy. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jul 24, 2015
3/4 81% Ant-Man (2015) I always thought this was the dumbest idea ever, and I was wrong. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jul 17, 2015
2.5/4 85% Trainwreck (2015) Come for Amy Schumer. Stay for LeBron James. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jul 17, 2015
3/4 56% Minions (2015) A slapstick triumph! ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jul 10, 2015
1.5/4 25% Terminator Genisys (2015) Think of it as a mish mash of everything you already know with some new fight scenes tossed in ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jul 1, 2015
.5/4 63% Magic Mike XXL (2015) They should have made the writer of the movie work on his screenwriting skills as much as Channing Tatum works on his abs. ‐ WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jul 1, 2015