Catherine Cantieri
Tomatometer-approved critic
http://www.holecity.com
Movies reviews only
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Kansas (1988) |
- Apollo Guide
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| Posted Mar 16, 2004
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FeardotCom (2002) |
Even if FearDotCom wasn't a good five years behind the curve, it would still be saddled with a ludicrous script, nonsensical direction and wince-inducing performances. - HoleCity.com
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| Posted Oct 14, 2002
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Red Dragon (2002) |
Maybe it's just us, but Hopkins's interpretation is starting to feel like bad drag. - HoleCity.com
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| Posted Oct 14, 2002
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XXX (2002) |
Determinedly XTrEmE SPoRtz!(tm)...and really, isn't that a little 1994? - HoleCity.com
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| Posted Oct 14, 2002
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Swimfan (2002) |
...a listless tale of sex, stalkers and stupidity for the SAT set. - HoleCity.com
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| Posted Oct 14, 2002
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Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) |
...The makers of Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever [take] so many of our favorite things and [make] such a wretched movie out of them. - HoleCity.com
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| Posted Oct 14, 2002
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The Transporter (2002) |
We sighed, we swooned, we fell in love. It's really too bad that the movie itself sucks out loud. - HoleCity.com
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| Posted Oct 14, 2002
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The Five Heartbeats (1991) |
- Apollo Guide
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| Posted Aug 03, 2002
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Dodsworth (1936) |
Huston's flawless performance as Sam Dodsworth is the film's greatest joy. - Apollo Guide
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| Posted Aug 03, 2002
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Harlem Nights (1989) |
Though it's not easy to watch, Harlem Nights is gorgeous to look at. - Apollo Guide
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| Posted Jul 30, 2002
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Carmen Jones (1954) |
While the embarrassment of talent onscreen is a joy to watch, I can't help be overwhelmed and a little saddened thinking how much of that talent went ignored by Hollywood most of the time. - Apollo Guide
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| Posted Jul 30, 2002
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Fires Within (1991) |
- Apollo Guide
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| Posted Jul 30, 2002
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M (1931) |
- HoleCity.com
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| Posted Jul 29, 2002
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Point Break (1991) |
- HoleCity.com
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| Posted Jul 29, 2002
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Airheads (1994) |
- HoleCity.com
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| Posted Jul 29, 2002
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The Country Bears (2002) |
How on earth did Disney manage to convince these talented people to get involved in this monumental suck-fest? - HoleCity.com
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| Posted Jul 29, 2002
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Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) |
Like a fish that's lived too long, Austin Powers in Goldmember has some unnecessary parts and is kinda wrong in places. - HoleCity.com
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| Posted Jul 29, 2002
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Unfaithful (2002) |
You can't expect anything other than an icky art-core sleazefest from director Adrian Lyne. - HoleCity.com
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| Posted Jul 23, 2002
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Star Wars: Episode II -- Attack of the Clones (2002) |
Basically, it's pretty but dumb. - HoleCity.com
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| Posted Jul 23, 2002
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Bad Company (2002) |
We started to wonder if ... some unpaid intern had just typed 'Chris Rock,' 'Anthony Hopkins' and 'terrorists' into some Univac-like script machine. - HoleCity.com
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| Posted Jul 23, 2002
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Windtalkers (2002) |
There may be a great movie in this little-known (until recently classified) aspect of WW2, but Windtalkers ain't it. - HoleCity.com
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| Posted Jul 23, 2002
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Scooby-Doo (2002) |
It made us want to run out and get our very own lobotomy, if only so we could forget having watched that godawful movie. - HoleCity.com
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| Posted Jul 23, 2002
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Juwanna Mann (2002) |
We have given a name to our pain, and that name is Juwanna Mann. - HoleCity.com
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| Posted Jul 23, 2002
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Men in Black II (2002) |
Was that movie nothing more than a tepid exercise in trotting out a formula that worked five years ago but has since lost its fizz? - HoleCity.com
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| Posted Jul 23, 2002
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Reign of Fire (2002) |
Sweet gentle Jesus, did the screenwriters just do a cut-and-paste of every bad action-movie line in history? - HoleCity.com
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| Posted Jul 23, 2002
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The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course (2002) |
The filmmakers wisely decided to let Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin do what he does best, and fashion a story around him. - HoleCity.com
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| Posted Jul 23, 2002
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Undercover Brother (2002) |
UB equally spoofs and celebrates the more outre aspects of 'black culture' and the dorkier aspects of 'white culture,' even as it points out how inseparable the two are. - HoleCity.com
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| Posted Jul 22, 2002
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The Wicker Man (1973) |
Stick with this creepy 1973 masterpiece and you'll be rewarded by a memorable, haunting ending that follows an almost unbearably tense build-up. - Apollo Guide
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| Posted May 15, 2002
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Vampire in Brooklyn (1995) |
The horror relies on special effects so obvious that the scares are compromised. - Apollo Guide
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| Posted May 14, 2002
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Hostage High (1997) |
- Apollo Guide
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| Posted Apr 20, 2002
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Schlock (1973) |
- Apollo Guide
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| Posted Jan 12, 2002
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Cane Toads: An Unnatural History (1988) |
- Apollo Guide
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| Posted Nov 28, 2001
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