
Christian Law
Movies reviews only
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We're the Millers (2013) |
We're The Millers certainly doesn't push any boundaries or break new ground, but it's just funny enough to garner a tepid "meh." - We Got This Covered
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| Posted Aug 09, 2013
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Dark Skies (2013) |
Despite building a tense atmosphere upon a solid premise, Dark Skies is far too unoriginal and vanilla to earn anything more than a casual dismissal. - We Got This Covered
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| Posted Feb 26, 2013
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Bullet to the Head (2012) |
Bullet to the Head is sufficient for some beautifully shot bits of crackling violence, but devoid of the unique thrills it could have delivered. - We Got This Covered
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| Posted Feb 01, 2013
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Movie 43 (2013) |
Unlike The Kentucky Fried Movie, the brilliant benchmark that came before it, Movie 43 beats already tired scatalogical humor to death before taking another piss on the remains. It's really that bad. - We Got This Covered
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| Posted Jan 26, 2013
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Deadfall (2012) |
Although not a terrible movie, the glimpses of greatness hidden behind the forced mediocrity only serve to remind viewers that Deadfall could have been a tauter, more focused experience than what we were given. - We Got This Covered
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| Posted Nov 12, 2012
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Fun Size (2012) |
Just like its namesake, Fun Size is a small amount of mediocrity that won't leave a bad taste in your mouth, but definitely won't satisfy many viewers. - We Got This Covered
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| Posted Oct 30, 2012
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Paranormal Activity 4 (2012) |
Paranormal Activity 4 adds just enough to the franchise to keep fans from completely dismissing it, hinting at a bigger and better sequel to (hopefully) wrap things up before the series overstays its generous welcome. - We Got This Covered
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| Posted Oct 20, 2012
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Sinister (2012) |
Even though Sinister isn't the scariest of them all, it manages to do what any great horror film should aspire to do: leave audiences disturbed. - We Got This Covered
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| Posted Oct 12, 2012
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Silent House (2011) |
Although it has plenty of atmosphere and tense moments, Silent House is ultimately lacking in every other department. - We Got This Covered
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| Posted Oct 12, 2012
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Project X (2012) |
Project X misses the mark some of the time, but makes up for it by hosting the party of the decade. - We Got This Covered
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| Posted Oct 12, 2012
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Underworld: Awakening (2012) |
As stylish and flashy as the action is this time around, I can still only recommend Underworld: Awakening to diehard fans of the series. - We Got This Covered
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| Posted Oct 12, 2012
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The Expendables 2 (2012) |
The Expendables 2 does for the action genre what "The Artist" did for the silent film genre: Distilled it down to its most basic parts before creating an homage that more than lives up to its past. - We Got This Covered
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| Posted Oct 12, 2012
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Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2011) |
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance is too awful and cheesy to recommend to anyone, even the most diehard superhero fans. - We Got This Covered
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| Posted Oct 12, 2012
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