Eric Eisenberg
Eric Eisenberg's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer® when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s):
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Movies reviews only
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Shazam! Fury of the Gods (2023) |
[I]t primarily functions on its own individual wave length and succeeds because of its light energy and terrific ensemble of wonderful characters. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Mar 16, 2023
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John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023) |
John Wick: Chapter 4 earns every second of its epic runtime, and there’s a strong argument to be made that it’s the best of the sequels. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Mar 14, 2023
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65 (2023) |
It leans more toward “disappointing” than “awful,” but at least “awful” would have made it more interesting. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Mar 10, 2023
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Creed III (2023) |
We are just two months into the year 2023, and already cinema has successfully imparted a message that will not soon fade from thought: Jonathan Majors is a phenomenal actor. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Mar 01, 2023
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Luther: The Fallen Sun (2023) |
Andy Serkis is given fun latitude to play an unapologetically hyper-evil sadist, but the narrative is far too tight for the movie’s own good. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Feb 24, 2023
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Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantumania (2023) |
[A] blockbuster that’s never compelling for more than five minutes at a time and has nothing original or special to contribute to the superhero genre. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Feb 14, 2023
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The Whale (2022) |
[Brendan Fraser is] an enchanting performer, and that’s accentuated in Darren Aronofsky’s The Whale: a film that has the actor serving as a powerful, bright light in a dark pool of despair. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Feb 09, 2023
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Babylon (2022) |
The back half of the film, while it does have its highlights, demonstrates an inability for the movie to fully carry its own weight, and the multi-faceted narrative descends into tropes and some groan-worthy material before the end credits start to roll. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Feb 09, 2023
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House Party (2023) |
It plays around with a handful of hilarious bits and certainly does hit some satisfying extremes, but they represent small spikes of entertainment as the movie primarily plateaus across its second and third acts... - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Feb 09, 2023
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Missing (2023) |
It gets a bit silly, but never too much to undermine the tension, and it stays grounded thanks to a solid lead turn by Storm Reid. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Feb 09, 2023
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Infinity Pool (2023) |
[Cronenberg's] boundary-pushing aesthetic is weaponized brilliantly in Infinity Pool, an extreme examination of the lawlessness of the affluent. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Feb 09, 2023
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Knock at the Cabin (2023) |
It assumes a strange lack of imagination in the minds of its audience, and that fatal flaw prevents it from ever getting anywhere near a satisfying conclusion to the story. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Feb 01, 2023
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M3GAN (2022) |
M3GAN has a white-knuckle grasp on what it is, and it’s going to make movie-goers giddy. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Jan 05, 2023
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Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe (2022) |
It can be said with absolute certainty that the movie is a gift to Gen X and Millennial fans, and it should be cherished for the genuine idiocy that it is. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Dec 14, 2022
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Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022) |
[I]t’s a challenging and powerful cinematic expression of mourning that is utterly beautiful in its design. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Nov 08, 2022
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Terrifier 2 (2022) |
It’s easy to be appalled by the sight of a killer clown slashing a woman’s face, scalping her, and then snapping her arm off like a tree branch, but it’s way more fun to be mesmerized by the demonstrated craft that brings it all to life... - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Oct 27, 2022
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Ticket to Paradise (2022) |
Off-putting as the characters are together, their team-up to “Trojan horse” their daughter only exacerbates the awfulness as they try to exploit Balinese customs to ruin Lily’s wedding instead of just expressing their concerns. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Oct 20, 2022
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Black Adam (2022) |
Given the number of years this project was in development, and how it was promoted to shift the balance of power in the DC Universe, it’s disappointing that the end result is so unremarkable. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Oct 18, 2022
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Hellraiser (2022) |
David Bruckner has crafted a new chapter that plays by the rules of the canon and pairs them with an exciting, well-structured story that allows the movie to provide fans with what they are looking and hoping for from it. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Oct 05, 2022
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Mr. Harrigan's Phone (2022) |
[I]t’s a dull and lagging feature that tries to be both a coming-of-age drama and a supernatural horror film, and it ends up failing to make an emotional impact with either genre. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Oct 03, 2022
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Day Shift (2022) |
It’s a generic mess in its execution from opening to close, and only made more baffling by the fact that it stumbles on to interesting ideas, but then clearly has no clue what to do with them - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Aug 12, 2022
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Bullet Train (2022) |
With a sensibility that could be described as early Guy Ritchie with more specific action focus, it’s a movie that is both silly and skilled and inspires its primary star in particular to do energetic and engaging work. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Aug 02, 2022
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Nope (2022) |
[I]t’s a big screen experience that is as clever and fun as it is arrhythmia-inducing and stunning. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Jul 20, 2022
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Marcel the Shell with Shoes On (2021) |
Dean Fleischer-Camp’s Marcel The Shell With Shoes On is a reminder that movies are magic. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Jun 30, 2022
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Jurassic World Dominion (2022) |
Orchestrating two bland, wholly disconnected plotlines, Jurassic World Dominion reduces all of its legacy characters into blank sheets of paper walking through plot developments... - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Jun 08, 2022
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The Bob's Burgers Movie (2022) |
The Bob’s Burgers Movie is a success for many of the same reasons why the show has grown to be so popular in the last 11 years. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted May 23, 2022
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Firestarter (2022) |
[By] the end [Ryan Kiera Armstrong] is a force to be reckoned with, and sells every ounce of it. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted May 13, 2022
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Men (2022) |
[I]t's not quite as phenomenal and engaging as the writer/director's first two features, it's an execution of awesome cinematic vision that delivers spectacular body horror in its finale that will drop the jaw of every genre fan. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted May 10, 2022
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The Bad Guys (2022) |
The movie looks fantastic; it just doesnt always have the substance to support the style. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Apr 21, 2022
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The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022) |
Less than a year after the release of Michael Sarnoski's Pig, Cage continues to do some of the best work of his career. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Apr 20, 2022
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The Northman (2022) |
Your jaw is so often left gaping in awe from its stunning cinematography and in terror from its ferocity to the point you might just resign yourself to keeping it open for the duration of the film. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Apr 11, 2022
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Ambulance (2022) |
In the Bay tradition, this film is glossy, loud, and overbearing, and delivered with a wink, it's one of his best works to date. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Apr 04, 2022
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Morbius (2022) |
There is no fun to be had here; there isn't any ironic or so bad its good enjoyment. It's soulless. It's oozing, tar-like gunk that has been spit out of the Hollywood machine, and you should avoid stepping in it. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Mar 31, 2022
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Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022) |
Everything Everywhere All At Once is unabashedly bizarre and hilarious, finding wonderful avenues of odd, but it also manages to be a fascinating philosophical work contemplating the meaning of being an imperceptible dot in the spectrum of infinity. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Mar 25, 2022
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The Lost City (2022) |
The movie whiffs as far as doing anything creative or interesting with the development of its story, and regularly delivers the sense that there was a better version of the script that was drowned in rewrites. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Mar 22, 2022
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Windfall (2022) |
It's a stylish, well-crafted Hitchcockian thriller, a smart modern commentary, and a great actor showcase. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Mar 18, 2022
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Deep Water (2022) |
Melinda is cold as ice and wholly unlikable and thus is a fascinating performance to see from Ana de Armas. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Mar 16, 2022
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The Batman (2022) |
A spectacular, thrilling, and impressive interpretation of the character with a stirring story to tell. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Feb 28, 2022
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I Want You Back (2022) |
There isnt any kind of edge (it might have an R-rating, but it feels PG-13) or any kind of special angle; it all plays out exactly as expected. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Feb 10, 2022
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Jackass Forever (2022) |
These demented troupers have been doing their thing for over 20 years now, and their spectacular commitment is not only perpetually hilarious, but honestly awe-inspiring. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Feb 02, 2022
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When You Finish Saving the World (2022) |
For his directorial debut, Jesse Eisenberg makes some bold choices, and he succeeds with a deft approach to tone... - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Jan 22, 2022
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Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) |
Jon Watts' blockbuster is the movie that audiences are presently mentally preparing themselves for, and one of the greatest Marvel adventures to date. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Dec 14, 2021
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Being the Ricardos (2021) |
Biopics are often sunk by their efforts to try and do too much, and Being The Ricardos takes some bold risks dancing on that line. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Dec 07, 2021
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West Side Story (2021) |
Achilles heel in the casting aside, the movie musical is a triumph that only a legend like Steven Spielberg could pull off... - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Dec 02, 2021
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Last Night in Soho (2021) |
Another winner from Edgar Wright... - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Nov 30, 2021
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Eternals (2021) |
Eternals takes aim at some cool ideas and concepts, and it mostly delivers... - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Nov 30, 2021
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Antlers (2021) |
Given its promise and everything it does right, Antlers winds up being a frustrating experience. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Oct 12, 2021
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Halloween Kills (2021) |
[I]t finds fantastic ways to tie into the canon events that played out on Halloween in 1978, but does so without repeating itself, and while also splicing in some well implemented commentary that succeeds in heightening the story and the horror. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Oct 11, 2021
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The Harder They Fall (2021) |
[W]alking away from the movie you just can't help but be utterly impressed by the work from Jonathan Majors and LaKeith Stanfield. - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Oct 07, 2021
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Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021) |
Rather than really make an effort to change things, the production clearly saw the previous movie's success as validation of its bad choices, so it regularly succumbs to many of the same issues... - CinemaBlend
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| Posted Sep 30, 2021
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