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1.25/5
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A Haunting in Venice
(2023)
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Bob Grimm
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Other than Tina Fey adding a sporadic-dramatic pep to the proceedings, there is absolutely nothing worth your time in this cinematic barbiturate.
Posted Sep 18, 2023
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5/5
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Traffic
(2000)
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Bob Grimm
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It’s an amazing achievement, bolstered by the fact that he acted as his own cinematographer. Balancing multiple storylines with an equal amount of attention and intensity, no film in 2000 contained as many incredible performances.
Posted Sep 06, 2023
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3.75/5
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Talk to Me
(2023)
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Bob Grimm
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It's committed to the darkness of its premise, and I like that.
Posted Sep 02, 2023
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2.15/5
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Haunted Mansion
(2023)
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Bob Grimm
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I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, totally, really, really, really, completely, really, really, really, really, really, really, really wanted this one to be good.
Posted Sep 02, 2023
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1/5
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Heart of Stone
(2023)
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Bob Grimm
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Will surely be in play for one of the worst films of the year.
Posted Sep 02, 2023
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2.65/5
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Blue Beetle
(2023)
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Bob Grimm
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Feels like something you've seen before but scrapes by thanks to the cast.
Posted Sep 02, 2023
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2.25/5
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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
(2023)
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Bob Grimm
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The terrible final act torpedoes any chance of this film being deemed worthy of the franchise.
Posted Sep 02, 2023
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3/5
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Sympathy for the Devil
(2023)
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Bob Grimm
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Sometimes, it's just fun to watch Nicolas Cage unravel Nicolas Cage style.
Posted Aug 30, 2023
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4/5
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You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah
(2023)
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Bob Grimm
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The Sandler family is an entertainment juggernaut in this sweet, funny movie.
Posted Aug 28, 2023
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3/4
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The Last Voyage of the Demeter
(2023)
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Bob Grimm
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This movie is scary and the monster freaked me out. That is all.
Posted Aug 14, 2023
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3/5
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem
(2023)
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Bob Grimm
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I don't get too excited for these turtles who know martial arts movies but actually sort of enjoyed this one.
Posted Aug 14, 2023
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3/5
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Oppenheimer
(2023)
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Bob Grimm
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It's good but, come on, this is not an IMAX movie. You should not be deprived the chance to see Tom Cruise jumping a motorcycle off a cliff in IMAX in order to see Oppenheimer getting grilled about his security clearance in IMAX. Hardly anything explodes!
Posted Jul 26, 2023
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4.75/5
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Barbie
(2023)
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Bob Grimm
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Seriously, how did this movie get made? All...hail...Greta Gerwig.
Posted Jul 26, 2023
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4/5
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Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning, Part One
(2023)
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Bob Grimm
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The latest installment of "Tom Cruise's Jackass" is a blast!
Posted Jul 19, 2023
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2/5
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Asteroid City
(2023)
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Bob Grimm
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Wait...what? That's two Wes Anderson films in a row that I didn't enjoy. He's suddenly putting me to sleep.
Posted Jun 26, 2023
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3/5
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The Flash
(2023)
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Bob Grimm
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It's freaking bananas that we get to see Michael Keaton as Batman again.
Posted Jun 19, 2023
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2/5
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Transformers: Rise of the Beasts
(2023)
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Bob Grimm
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Just a bunch of robots (in disguise) smacking into each other and insulting each other's pants (second part of quote untrue; I made it up).
Posted Jun 18, 2023
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2.35/5
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The Boogeyman
(2023)
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Bob Grimm
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An admirable attempt at adapting a nifty little King horror story from way back when...but, unfortunately, it just isn't scary.
Posted Jun 05, 2023
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4.25/5
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Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
(2023)
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Bob Grimm
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Big fan of these movies, but the cliffhanger ending ticked me off a little. I understand why, and it's a middle chapter, but I'm human and it ticked me off.
Posted Jun 05, 2023
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1.3/5
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Fast X
(2023)
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Bob Grimm
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There's really no need to be watching these anymore. At one point, their silliness was fun, but now it's just stupid.
Posted May 29, 2023
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2.25/5
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The Little Mermaid
(2023)
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Bob Grimm
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Bailey is terrific but the film around her grows dull and muddy.
Posted May 29, 2023
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4/5
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Still: A Michael J. Fox Movie
(2023)
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Bob Grimm
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A reminder of Fox's greatness as an entertainer and a human being. Love this guy.
Posted May 17, 2023
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3.25/5
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
(2023)
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Bob Grimm
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Not as good as the Christmas special, but still pretty good.
Posted May 08, 2023
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4/5
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Beau Is Afraid
(2023)
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Bob Grimm
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I was very happy that Beau never took his extreme anxiety POV to Costco at peak hours because I think watching something like that would've killed me.
Posted May 01, 2023
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4.75/5
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Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
(2023)
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Bob Grimm
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Judy Blume rules!!!
Posted May 01, 2023
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3.15
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Evil Dead Rise
(2023)
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Bob Grimm
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Now that I am thinking about it a while after seeing the film, it's a little weird that the book of the dead incantations the kid plays on his stereo are on vinyl. Like, flawless vinyl. You know what, I'm just not buying anything in this film!
Posted Apr 29, 2023
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2.25/5
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Renfield
(2023)
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Bob Grimm
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Cage will forever stand as one of the greatest Draculas to ever put on the cape. As for the film itself, it will forever stand as a movie that most certainly does not deserve him.
Posted Apr 18, 2023
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3/5
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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
(2023)
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Bob Grimm
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It's fun enough. And it does, in fact, have some dragons in it. And now that I think about it, I think I saw some dungeons as well. But don't quote me, which is a stupid thing to say within an actual quote on RT. Hey...it's late. I have to go to bed.
Posted Apr 07, 2023
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4.85/5
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John Wick: Chapter 4
(2023)
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Bob Grimm
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The first great blockbuster of 2023 and one of the greatest action films I've ever seen.
Posted Mar 31, 2023
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2/5
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Shazam! Fury of the Gods
(2023)
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Bob Grimm
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What are good movies like? Given the last couple of months, I'm sort of forgetting.
Posted Mar 21, 2023
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2/5
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Scream VI
(2023)
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Bob Grimm
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Didn't I already see this movie last year?
Posted Mar 15, 2023
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2.25/5
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Creed III
(2023)
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Bob Grimm
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I'm sort of stunned by how much I didn't like this movie.
Posted Mar 06, 2023
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2/5
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Cocaine Bear
(2023)
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Bob Grimm
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Great premise, strong start, bad, bad third act.
Posted Mar 01, 2023
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1/5
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Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantumania
(2023)
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Bob Grimm
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You really don't have to do this to yourself. You have the power to walk away.
Posted Feb 21, 2023
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1.25/5
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Your Place or Mine
(2023)
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Bob Grimm
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I forgot to mention in the body of my review that Tig Notaro is the only thing good in the movie, so I will make that statement in this here pull quote. The rest of the movie is a tedious journey into Hell.
Posted Feb 14, 2023
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3.25/5
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Knock at the Cabin
(2023)
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Bob Grimm
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Shyamalan does okay here, so his recovery continues. A sometimes uneven but ultimately admirable apocalypse movie.
Posted Feb 08, 2023
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3.25/5
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M3GAN
(2022)
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Bob Grimm
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A fine, consistently entertaining creepy doll movie.
Posted Jan 13, 2023
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1.25/5
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Avatar: The Way of Water
(2022)
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Bob Grimm
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We have officially lost the great James Cameron to the creatively barren, visually whatever land of Pandora. It was nice knowing him.
Posted Dec 19, 2022
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2.85/5
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Violent Night
(2022)
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Bob Grimm
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David Harbour makes for a great, butt-kicking Santa. First half a little slow, but it definitely builds up to bloody glory.
Posted Dec 06, 2022
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4.25/5
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The Menu
(2022)
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Bob Grimm
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Fiennes and Taylor-Joy have some scenes together that are among the year's best.
Posted Nov 21, 2022
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3.55/5
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Spirited
(2022)
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Bob Grimm
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Reynolds and Ferrell give it their all, and it's a blast.
Posted Nov 21, 2022
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5/5
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The Banshees of Inisherin
(2022)
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Bob Grimm
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Another classic from Martin McDonagh.
Posted Nov 11, 2022
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1/5
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Black Adam
(2022)
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Bob Grimm
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Why does garbage like this keep happening?
Posted Nov 03, 2022
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4.35/5
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Tár
(2022)
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Bob Grimm
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Lots of layers, most of them very interesting.
Posted Nov 03, 2022
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3.25/5
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Hellraiser
(2022)
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Bob Grimm
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The first decent Hellraiser movie in many a decade.
Posted Oct 17, 2022
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2.45/5
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Halloween Ends
(2022)
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Bob Grimm
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Tries to do too much for one Halloween movie. Nice effort...but a little on the messy side.
Posted Oct 17, 2022
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1.25/5
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Blonde
(2022)
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Bob Grimm
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If you are hankering for a film where you are a toilet bowl and Marilyn Monroe pukes in your face, this film will not let you down.
Posted Oct 06, 2022
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4.45/5
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Clerks III
(2022)
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Bob Grimm
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The most emotionally satisfying film Smith has made yet, on top of being really funny and magnificently acted by O'Halloran and Anderson. I'm not going to lie, I'm seriously hoping my positive review will help drive the RT meter back up to 69%.
Posted Sep 13, 2022
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3.25/5
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Fourth of July
(2022)
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Bob Grimm
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A nice surprise. Second half better than the first, and a nice improvement over Louis C.K.'s previous film. A step closer to the brilliance that was his TV show.
Posted Aug 29, 2022
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1.25/5
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Bodies Bodies Bodies
(2022)
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Bob Grimm
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This is stunningly bad.
Posted Aug 29, 2022
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