LAST KNOWN WHEREABOUTS: The Bourne Ultimatum (2007), alias Matt Damon.
HISTORY: Found floating in the Mediterranean by a fishing crew. Bourne awakes with no memory of his past, the one where the Agency brainwashes and molds him into a lethal killer.
STATUS: AT LARGE. Last seen swimming in New York City's East River after being shot and jumping off the roof of a 10-story building. Awaiting sequel/reboot directive.
THREAT ASSESSMENT: He whupped an assassin with a rolled-up magazine. The Agency recommends we quit making him angry.