LAST KNOWN WHEREABOUTS: Burn After Reading (2008), alias John Malkovich.
HISTORY: Former Balkans analyst, fired for heavy drinking. Attempted to write a memoir about his work for the CIA, but the draft was misplaced, THEN delivered to the Russian embassy. Behavior increasingly erratic after wife left him.
STATUS: ALL UP IN A COMA.
THREAT ASSESSMENT: Deadly with a gun and a hatchet, but mostly a danger to himself.