We can all agree that, whatever your beliefs may be, stealing money from a church is seriously uncool. But if you're going to try, it's best to make sure that the loot is actually there. Also, you might want to check your conscience at the door, and if you take hostages, don't let them talk too much -- they might make you feel so guilty that you can't focus on the job. Durell (Ice Cube
) and LeeJohn (Tracy Morgan
) commit so many unforced errors in First Sunday
that they end up confirming Mobb Deep's astute axiom that there ain't no such things as halfway crooks.