Haunted Real Estate - Rotten Tomatoes
Looking for that quiet suburban home to settle down in for your retirement? This historic suburban home comes equipped with its very own angry old wife spirit, guaranteed to keep those pesky neighboorhood teenagers, their mangy pets, and the local police well away. No need to yell "get off my porch" any more -- this house does the job for you, with a fully-functioning lawn capable of swallowing and disposing of unwanted intruders.

Property Features

-Multiple hidden levels and dungeons.
-Mobile -- able to relocate and crush things on a whim.
-Unfriendly facade for deterring guests.