Haunted Real Estate - Rotten Tomatoes
Move in to your very own slice of Spielbergian suburbia with this two-storey home perfect for the young family. Located on the historic site of an ancient Indian burial ground, this charming house comes with its own interdimensional vortex, on-call midget psychic and a legacy curse guaranteed to make your kids the coolest teens at Halloween.

Property Features
-24-hour uninterrupted cable TV access.
-Unique tree-lined exterior.
-Self-arranging kitchen.
-Quaint clown-themed children's bedroom.