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10,000 B.C. Reviews

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June 2, 2008
It was a pleasant surprise.
Full Review | Original Score: B
March 27, 2008
I enjoyed the movie, so it qualifies as a mammoth guilty pleasure
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
March 16, 2008
strictly a popcorn flick version of Joseph Campell's hero's journey that looks great even as it plays fast and very loose with geography, biology, and anything else that gets in its way
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
March 14, 2008
Roland Emmerich's prehistoric odyssey 10,000 BC is his silliest, most preposterous blockbuster to date. But it's lots of fun, too.
March 14, 2008
Take the kids along; unless you want them to grow up to be palaeontologists.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
March 14, 2008
The mammoths aren't all that is wild and woolly in this innocent, old-fashioned, amusingly self-important, entertainingly mad, rip-snorting throwback to vintage Saturday matinee fare.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
March 7, 2008
Too dumb to take seriously, but just silly enough to be sort of fun.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
March 7, 2008
Outrageous and outlandish, Emmerich's 10,000 BC is easy to mock, but it is so cheerfully shameless and terminally silly that you have to admire its effrontery and accept its creator... as a certified crackpot visionary.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
March 6, 2008
CGI effects are letter perfect believable. The opening mastodon hunt/stampede is as good as effects seen in the recent 'King Kong,' greatly enhancing the film.
Full ReviewRead More | Original Score: B-
March 6, 2008
The little-prehistoric-epic-that-could actually delivers an entertaining couple of hours.
Full Review | Original Score: B+
March 6, 2008
Digital imagery imagines a striking prehistoric world for these back-to-basics heroes, villains and raging beasts.
March 6, 2008
Sometimes you have a hankering for a slab of 10,000-year-old cheese. Here it is, on a cracker.
Read More | Original Score: 3/4
October 14, 2012
A lousier adventure movie you won't find this year: 10,000 B.C. belongs, if not back in the stone age, then at least back in the mid '90s, where this sort of mindless, effects-driven drivel is best left.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
April 3, 2012
All [Emmerich] cares about is not being boring. On that level, he succeeds.
Read More | Original Score: 2/5
February 14, 2012
One of the biggest problems with the film is the casting.
Full Review | Original Score: 4/10
November 17, 2011
Read More | Original Score: 2/5
September 25, 2010
Some backgrounds look as though Roland Emmerich and crew broke into a museum after hours and filmed in dioramas. Rather than a disaster film, this was just plain disaster - a departure from Emmerich's usually effective milieu and his most moronic movie.
Full Review | Original Score: .5/4
August 24, 2010
Violent, poorly conceived prehistoric action.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
August 27, 2009
Heavy on moronic mysticism and light on imagination, excitement, and shot-to-shot coherence
August 3, 2009
10,000 BC takes film making back to the stone age...
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
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