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  • Laura: Look, I made a drawing of Brad. This was his leg that was hanging out.


  • Frank: "I know this is the season of giving, but I just don't give a fuck!"
    Frank: I know this is the season of giving, but I just don't give a fuck!


  • Frank: Maybe the North Star doesn't indicate north. Maybe the map maker was drunk. Maybe the moon's made out of cheese. Who knows? Everything is so fucked up on this goddamn road!
    Frank: Maybe the North Star doesn't indicate north. Maybe the map maker was drunk. Maybe the moon's made out of cheese. Who knows? Everything is so fucked up on this goddamn road!


  • Frank: Richard, drag his body off to the side of the road.
    Richard: Jesus, what do I look like? Your fu*king janitor?


  • Lady in white: My little girl. Her name is Amy. - She's so cold
    Brad: Not surprised. It's freezing here.
    Lady in white: You hold her.
    Brad: No. I'm not really a baby kind of guy...How does she breathe with all those blanket on her face?
    Brad: No. I'm not really a baby kind of guy. How does she breathe with all those blanket on her face?
    Lady in white: Don't worry...She's dead.
    Lady in white: Don't worry. She's dead.
    Brad: That's a good one (sees the dead baby) OH MY GOD!


  • Richard: Let Brad be the gentleman.
    Brad: What's your problem, man?
    Richard: Relax, buddy...Breath in slowly through your nose and out deeply through your ass!
    Richard: Relax, buddy. Breath in slowly through your nose and out deeply through your ass!


  • Laura: Where did Richard go?
    Frank: He's probably off smoking a joint.
    Laura: That is not funny! Our son is doing drugs!
    Frank: Please, Laura.
    Laura: Can't you see this is a cry for help?
    Frank: Christ! It's just a joint, all right? Not worse than those pills you take.
    Laura: My pills are legal!!
    Laura: My pills are legal!


  • Laura: Does anybody know the name of that really bright star right in front of us?
    Frank: There's 150 billion stars up there, for Christ's sake.


  • Laura: The pie is probably ruined.
    Richard: Oh, Jesus! - What is that?
    Laura: It's pumpkin and chocolate.
    Richard: Smells like ass.


  • Frank: I wanna do something...cool. I wanna buy an Atari, a computer, a bunch of video games.
    Frank: I wanna do something cool. I wanna buy an Atari, a computer, a bunch of video games.
    Marion: If you wanna do something cool, then I'd go for the PlayStation.
    Frank: What's that?
    Marion: Never mind. Atari is cooler anyway.


  • Laura: (after Frank nearly hits an oncoming car) - I hope you slept well! Shall I cook you breakfast?


  • Frank: Oh, God! We'd better wake up from this nightmare pretty soon.


  • Brad: When I played baseball, they taught us this technique to help us relax. I still use it sometimes. You breathe in deeply through your nose and out through your mouth.
    Frank: Thank you, Brad.
    Richard: Yeah, thanks, Brad. Can I ask you a question, though?
    Brad: Sure.
    Richard: Was your entire school gay, or was it just the baseball team?


  • Richard: (crying to his sister, who's in a state of shock) - We need you back here. I...I need you. Mom is always going on about what a great shrink you are, so...you are the only person that can figure a way out of this. Damn it! Do you remember when your hamster disappeared...and I told you it had been abducted by aliens? Well, I lied. Okay? It was me...Me and Kevin. We stuck it in the microwave and we fried it.
    Richard: (crying to his sister, who's in a state of shock) - We need you back here. I, I need you. Mom is always going on about what a great shrink you are. So you are the only person that can figure a way out of this. Damn it! Do you remember when your hamster disappeared, and I told you it had been abducted by aliens? Well, I lied. Okay? It was me. Me and Kevin. We stuck it in the microwave and we fried it.


  • Frank: And I thought last year's Christmas was bad.


  • Laura: Bang! Bang! You're dead!


  • Frank: Holy sh*t! The bitch shot me in the leg.
    Laura: (calmly asking after she shoots Frank in his leg) - Is he hurt?


  • Richard: Dad, that guy...or whoever did that...must've used an axe or a chainsaw. It was the work of one sick psycho.
    Richard: Dad, that guy, or whoever did that, must've used an axe or a chainsaw. It was the work of one sick psycho.


  • Richard: Damn! Fu*king stinks in here.
    Brad: It's the baby...jack-ass.
    Brad: It's the baby, jack-ass.


  • Frank: There was this couple that was driving home from a wedding...in Rhode Island. It was night. It was raining. And they saw a little girl standing by the side of the road. And she was just wandering back and forth, clutching the school book. They stopped and they let her get into the back seat...and they tried to talk to her, but she must have been in shock. They were driving on down the road, all of a sudden they heard a scream...coming from the back seat. They slammed on the brakes, they nearly had an accident. Miraculously, they didn't go over the cliff. They turned to the back seat...the little girl had vanished. There was just her school book there, with her name on it...Barbara Rose. And then they remembered: The entire Rose family had died in a tragic car accident...right at that cliff, five years earlier.
    Frank: There was this couple that was driving home from a wedding in Rhode Island. It was night. It was raining. And they saw a little girl standing by the side of the road. And she was just wandering back and forth, clutching the school book. They stopped and they let her get into the back seat, and they tried to talk to her, but she must have been in shock. They were driving on down the road, all of a sudden they heard a scream coming from the back seat. They slammed on the brakes, they nearly had an accident. Miraculously, they didn't go over the cliff. They turned to the back seat...the little girl had vanished. There was just her school book there, with her name on it, Barbara Rose. And then they remembered: The entire Rose family had died in a tragic car accident, right at that cliff, five years earlier.
    Marion: Come on! Dad, what are you saying...That that woman is a ghost?
    Marion: Come on! Dad, what are you saying. That that woman is a ghost?


  • Laura: Should we save some pie for Michael?
    Frank: He's dead.
    Laura: Okay.


  • Frank: Your mother always felt you deserved more than a used car salesman. Now that salesman has become a respected sales manager. So, I'm sorry, baby, but screw your mother!
    Laura: Anything else?
    Frank: Yeah. Your damn brother is a freak too! He jerks off to gun magazines!


  • Frank: Every time we've stopped, someone's gotten killed. We have to keep driving.


  • Marion: I'm pregnant...
    Marion: I'm pregnant.
    Richard: I smoke pot?!


  • Marion: Long car rides make me queasy. And all this talk of food isn't helping any.
    Richard: How about a couple of boogers? ...Or some Macaroni and d*ck-cheese?
    Richard: How about a couple of boogers? Or some Macaroni and d*ck-cheese?
    Laura: Richard, that's disgusting!
    Richard: But, mom, there really is a cheese called d*ck-cheese. Chinese make it.


  • Laura: Look we have potato Chips!
    Laura: Look we have potato chips!


  • Frank: Maybe the map maker was drunk. Maybe the moon's made out of cheese. Who knows? Everything is so fu*ked up on this goddamn road!


  • Richard: What's up little critter, I'm your Uncle DICK!


  • Laura: Was there no dial tone?
    Frank: No, Laura. I just forgot the number to 9-1-1!


  • Richard: Don't you guys think that this is just a little wacked? I know you guys think I'm retarded or whatever...but I have a theory and I want you to hear me out, okay? Brad is dead. His body is mutilated and God knows how it got that way. We are the only people out here and all the clocks have stopped at 7:30...This reeks of alien activity, you guys.
    Richard: Don't you guys think that this is just a little wacked? I know you guys think I'm retarded or whatever, but I have a theory and I want you to hear me out, okay? Brad is dead. His body is mutilated and God knows how it got that way. We are the only people out here and all the clocks have stopped at 7:30. This reeks of alien activity, you guys.


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