Ultraviolet Reviews

August 27, 2009
The most receptive audience will mainly be enlightened to know that you can make a movie as thoroughly unprofessional as this one and still get it released in 3,000 theaters.
March 6, 2007
Despite the expository speeches draped over this like birthday bunting, the story remains largely incomprehensible.
June 24, 2006
Derivative, adolescent tosh.
March 25, 2006
Ultra-dumb.
March 8, 2006
Wimmer borrows all his best ideas from other movies...then spackles over his half-assed plot with a shiny aesthetic.
March 8, 2006
Crank your brain to its lowest possible idle and you'll still overthink Ultraviolet.
March 6, 2006
Wimmer ain't no Cassavetes.
March 6, 2006
Uwe Boll would be proud of this movie. It's pretentious and oh-so-serious. The tone of the movie is one of high art, but it stinks like a landfill.
March 6, 2006
The Yule log was way more entertaining.
March 6, 2006
It's not bad enough to be funny, but it's not without its moments. Most of those come when Jovovich, not the best with a catch-phrase, answers some challenge with a put-down she should have practiced more in between personal trainer sessions.