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Eternal Reviews

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March 1, 2007
You watch this brain-dead film in a similar state yourself, until its culmination at--where else?--the cheesiest of masked balls.
September 22, 2005
But for all its exposed skin, the film's pulse is hard to find.
Read More | Original Score: 1/4
September 16, 2005
Neron and Pla look like porn stars and have about the same level of acting ability.
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September 13, 2005
...this whole production might as well just be a music video featuring everything Elizabeth from lusting for blood to bathing in it and the process involved.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
September 10, 2005
ETERNAL is a sexy and stylish horror thriller from Canada that unfortunately seems to be re-treading all-too-familiar territory. It gets points for its lavish production design, but very little for originality or real horror.
Full Review | Original Score: +1 out of -4..+4
September 8, 2005
Eternal is only occasionally completely stupid...but it's never very bright either.
September 4, 2005
This oddball mixture of bloodsucking horror and soft-core porn is both objectively terrible and perversely fascinating.
Full Review | Original Score: D
September 2, 2005
There's no camp in this vamp; the lady, and the film, is a tramp.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4
September 2, 2005
the photography only creates a sense of suspense that something worth seeing may eventually appear
Full Review | Original Score: D
September 2, 2005
It was cooler when it was called Basic Instinct.
Full Review | Original Score: D
September 1, 2005
That the acting is stilted and that the filmmakers and especially Pla take themselves so seriously serves to make Eternal deliriously silly camp fare.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
September 1, 2005
Conrad Pla turns in a performance of such staggering ineptitude that it almost (key word: almost) reaches a so-bad-it's-good, Plan 9 From Outer Space brilliance.
September 1, 2005
A desperate cop is in over his head under the spell of a reincarnated lesbian vampire with great hair.
| Original Score: 6/10
September 1, 2005
I wouldn't recommend this for theatrical viewing, but as late night cable fare, it's an acceptable way for an insomniac to pass two hours.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
August 30, 2005
Just by being true to the legend, as if Erszebet had truly lived, Eternal is an interesting work, an erotic thriller with a supernatural bent.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
August 29, 2005
Perfect for watching on video on a cool Cape Cod night, but maybe not so arousing in an arthouse for 10 bucks and change.
August 29, 2005
Eternal is the kind of horror movie where the only horror is a misplaced vase.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/10
August 27, 2005
A terrible script, pedestrian direction, and acting that's mediocre at best signify that Eternal...[is] ready-made, moderately sexy fodder for late-night Skin-emax.
Read More | Original Score: 1/4
August 26, 2005
Half real, half fantasy... not much of Eternal makes any sense at all, and Pope's police work is some of the shoddiest on screen, ever
| Original Score: 3/5
August 26, 2005
While Eternal starts off strong, with an intense supernatural and hyper-sexual undercurrent that's sort of interesting, by the start of the third act, Eternal slips into something near camp.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
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