The Ten Reviews

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January 15, 2008
...brings to mind the fondly remembered Kentucky Fried Movie/Amazon Women on the Moon anthos from the '70s and '80s.
August 30, 2007
Those worried about incurring God's wrath by seeing The Ten, don't concern yourselves -- by watching the film, you've suffered enough.
August 23, 2007
Thou shalt be funny. Thou, in this case, isn't.
August 17, 2007
By flaunting its own stupidity, The Ten practically dares you not to laugh at it, like a stand-up comic who sells an unfunny joke through the ferocity of his delivery.
August 17, 2007
Perhaps the Bible needs an 11th Commandment: Thou Shalt Not Bore. That might stem misfires such as The Ten.
August 17, 2007
If there were Ten Commandments for filmmaking, one would certainly be: Thou shalt not pass off sketch comedy as a feature film, especially when charging $9 a ticket.
July 24, 2009
The beyond-goofy collection of Commandment-inspired vignettes has funny moments, but it's a wildly uneven anthology, with three or four clunkers for every genuine chuckle.
October 18, 2008
April 22, 2008
Rudd, whose wry deadpan proved indispensable in Judd Apatow comedies like 'The 40 Year-Old Virgin' and 'Knocked Up,' is used here mostly as a straight man, the host in charge of introducing stories that drift along without any real destination.
January 16, 2008
January 11, 2008
A blasphemous parody so painful to sit through it seems designed by the Almighty as punishment for heathens and sinners.
January 10, 2008
A blasphemous parody so painful to sit through it seems designed by the Almighty as punishment for heathens and sinners.
December 27, 2007
September 22, 2007
Most of the segments are as clueless about their designated commandment as they are about what's supposed to be funny.
September 14, 2007
Some bits... are shockingly funny. Others, like the surgeon who causes a woman's death "as a goof," are just shocking without the funny.
September 13, 2007
Three of the comic segments in The Ten are sort of funny. Three others are just so-so. And the remaining four are just dumb, painfully unfunny and/or downright crude.
September 12, 2007
The Ten is, while not "bad," nor "unfunny," surely not as good as it had ought to be.
September 8, 2007
One guesses the talent that signed up for this negligible movie did so out of good will for Wain and Marino. Or maybe they all did it ... as a goof.
September 6, 2007
we leave the theater feeling like we've just been at a church service that went on a little too long.
August 25, 2007
If you're looking for ha-ha funny, then The Ten is probably not for you -- you'll be more likely scratching your head in befuddled wonderment.
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