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The Freshman Quotes

  • Clark Kellogg: I'm getting too old for this nonsense.


  • Victor Ray: [hands Clark a fake passport] Is that a piece of work or what?
    Clark Kellogg: What is this? "Rodolfo Lasparri"?
    Clark Kellogg: What is this? 'Rodolfo Lasparri'?


  • Clark Kellogg: You promise?
    Carmone Sabatini: Every word I say, by definition, is a promise.


  • Clark Kellogg: It's a crime.
    Carmone Sabatini: Now you're speaking in generalities.


  • Clark Kellogg: But it's an endangered species!
    Carmone Sabatini: Not any more. It's in New Jersey, it's fine.


  • Clark Kellogg: [narrating] There's a kind of freedom in being completely screwed... because you know things can't get any worse.


  • Clark Kellogg: [In Little Italy] This is it?
    Clark Kellogg: [in Little Italy] This is it?
    Victor Ray: Yeah. Safest neighborhood in New York. [Gunshot in the background]
    Victor Ray: Yeah. Safest neighborhood in New York. [gunshot in the background]


  • Larry London: [sings in German] Mein Herz schwebt in Blut! That means 'My Heart Swims In Blood'.
    Clark Kellogg: Yeah.


  • Carmone Sabatini: I want you to take this opportunity. Totally legitimate work for $1,000 dollars a week. And I know that you're not gonna disappoint me.
    Clark Kellogg: Well, I don't see how I could say no.
    Carmone Sabatini: [leans back in his chair] This is not a yes. [takes a walnut and cracks it open in his hand]
    Carmone Sabatini: [still crushing the shell] I want to hear yes.


  • Clark Kellogg: Sir, I don't know where this talk of marriage began, but I'm really not ready. I'd really like to sample life a little bit first.
    Carmone Sabatini: Wait. No, wait. Clark, after you get married you sample life. I mean, this is what men do. Marriage is an institution. It's the bedrock of society.


  • Clark Kellogg: My heart was pounding as I crossed the dance floor. In a few minutes I would be free or dead.... or Rodolfo Lasparri of Palermo, Sicily!


  • Clark Kellogg: You promise?
    Carmone Sabatini: Every word I say, by definition, is a promise.


  • Clark Kellogg: [narrating] There's a kind of freedom in being completely screwed... because you know things can't get any worse.


  • Carmone Sabatini: [Looking around the dorm] So, this is college. [Chuckles] I didn't miss nothing.
    Carmone Sabatini: [looking around the dorm] So, this is college. [chuckles] I didn't miss nothing.


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