Bitch Slap Reviews

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William Goss
Cinematical
January 9, 2010
Like an issue of Maxim that flips its own pages, but keeps stopping to read the articles.
Matthew Connolly
Slant Magazine
January 10, 2010
If the film's half-baked salaciousness feels merely risible, its slapdash screenplay and cheapo look make it something that its generic forbearers rarely were: boring.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Edward Douglas
ComingSoon.net
January 5, 2010
In any other world, this would be getting a DVD or Syfy-only release, and Jacobson's talents would be better utilized directing Playboy Channel interstitials.
Full Review | Original Score: 4/10
Brian Orndorf
BrianOrndorf.com
January 7, 2010
All the revealing costumes, Penthouse Letter structure, and girl nation rumbling can't cover the fact that Bitch Slap is an awesome idea handed the least effective execution possible.
Full Review | Original Score: D
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed
April 3, 2010
More suitable for background noise on a late night than an actual big event you can gather with your friends to watch...
Kevin Carr
7M Pictures
July 22, 2012
It's an homage to the exploitation genre that doesn't pay full homage to the exploitation genre.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
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Michael Ordoņa
Los Angeles Times
January 7, 2010
The target audience must be that awfully precise niche that never tires of women punching each other.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Jason Best
Movie Talk
August 1, 2012
Jacobson and Gruendemann appear determined to put the grind into grindhouse. And not in a good way. Everything goes on so long, including an excessively protracted catfight, that the viewer will be crying for mercy before the characters do.
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Joe Leydon
Variety
September 22, 2009
Overblown and underwhelming.
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Ernest Hardy
Village Voice
January 8, 2010
The latest proof that calculated camp in the form of homage is nearly impossible to pull off.
Dave White
Movies.com
April 4, 2011
Just go watch Death Proof again instead.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Scott McKellar
The Skinny
April 8, 2010
By far the best elements are the regular flashbacks, which showcase the crazy comic book vibe at its best and have some truly spectacular Charlie's Angels-style moments.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
Scott Weinberg
FEARnet
January 8, 2010
Overstays its welcome, but offers some broad fun and some fun broads.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
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Kirk Honeycutt
Hollywood Reporter
January 6, 2010
Over-the-top -- and ultimately tiresome -- female mud-wrestling, kick-boxing and cat fights in a parody of old exploitation movies.
Staci Layne Wilson
Horror.com
January 7, 2010
Hurt me some more.
Fred Topel
Can Magazine
January 9, 2010
It twists and twists and twists past the point of reason and logic. Best of all, it doesn't care. It just keeps going.
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