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The Proposal Quotes

  • Margaret Tate: Hey, pssst, You know I can't swim! Hence... the boat.
    Andrew Paxton: Hence... the boat.


  • Margaret Tate: Are you supposed to get down on your knees or something?
    Andrew Paxton: I'm gonna take that as a "Yes"..
    Andrew Paxton: I'm gonna take that as a 'Yes'...
    Margaret Tate: Oh, okay..


  • Margaret Tate: Why didn't you tell me you're some kind of Alaskan Kennedy?
    Margaret Tate: We've been talking about you... for the last three years.


  • Andrew Paxton: So you can imagine my disappointment when i realized that the women i love is being kicked out of the country.
    Andrew Paxton: Now, you could imagine my disappointment when it suddenly dawned on me that the woman I love is about to be kicked out of the country.


  • Andrew Paxton: Marry me.. Because I'd like to date you..


  • Margaret Tate: I can't swim
    Margaret Tate: You know I can't swim!
    Andrew Paxton: Hence the boat.
    Andrew Paxton: Hence... the boat.


  • Andrew Paxton: Oh my god!
    Margaret Tate: Why are you naked?!
    Andrew Paxton: Why are you wet?!
    Margaret Tate: Oh my god!?
    Andrew Paxton: Why are you wet, I don't understand!
    Margaret Tate: Oh my god, your showing everything, cover it up for the love of god! Oh not the babymaker!


  • Margaret Tate: Here take the doggy! Take the dog, I need that phone!!!
    Margaret Tate: Look at the doggy. I need that phone. Take the dog. Take the dog. I need that phone! Here. Take the dog. Take the dog.


  • Grandma Annie: Smack his ass!


  • Andrew Paxton: There we go... (Pat's Margaret butt) Boop, boop, boop...
    Andrew Paxton: There we go...[Pat's Margaret butt] Boop, boop, boop...
    Margaret Tate: Yeah, if you touch my ass again I'll cut your balls off in your sleep.


  • Margaret Tate: But I don't know any chants.
    Grandma Annie: Use your vowels! Eeeeee. Oooooo.
    Grandma Annie: Use your vowels! Eeeeee. Oooooo.


  • Margaret Tate: What am I allergic to?
    Andrew Paxton: Pine nuts, and the full spectrum of human emotion.


  • Margaret Tate: What am I allergic to?
    Andrew Paxton: Pine nuts, and the full spectrum of human emotion.


  • Grandma Annie: Don't make me call your mother!


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