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Miss March (2009)

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Average Rating: 2.4/10
Reviews Counted: 79
Fresh: 4 | Rotten: 75

Even by the modest standards of the teen sex comedy genre, the crass, poorly-madeMiss March misses the mark.

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Average Rating: 2.3/10
Critic Reviews: 16
Fresh: 0 | Rotten: 16

Even by the modest standards of the teen sex comedy genre, the crass, poorly-madeMiss March misses the mark.

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Directors Zach Cregger and Trevor Moore collaborate on this comedy centering on the bizarre experiences of a man who awakens from a four-year coma to discover that his girlfriend has become a Playboy centerfold. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore

Jul 28, 2009

$4.5M

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A crude, crass, virtually laugh-free sex comedy.

September 11, 2009 Full Review Source: Time Out
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Hugh Hefner shows up to give an addled lecture after Eugene and Tucker make it to the Playboy Mansion, and you think: Wasn't it just last summer that he so sweetly played himself in The House Bunny?

March 19, 2009 Full Review Source: Village Voice
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The resultant stinker imposes a scary silence on audiences. In the wake of last year's raunchy yet sweet Sex Drive, sophomoric-humor stakes are much higher.

March 16, 2009 Full Review Source: Time Out New York
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Forget waterboarding -- just show Guantanamo detainees Miss March and they'll say anything.

March 16, 2009 Full Review Source: ReelViews | Comments (4)
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Forget March, this one misses by a mile.

March 16, 2009 | Comments (2)
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Anyone who goes to see Miss March hoping for a voyeuristic, '80-flavored T&A smutfest will be sorely disappointed.

March 16, 2009 Full Review Source: Entertainment Weekly
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Definitely worth seeing if you like a good gross-out film/ sex comedy.

July 6, 2010 Full Review Source: JoBlo's Movie Emporium
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The movie's over-use of poop and pee is further evidence of its desperation.

January 1, 2010 Full Review Source: EricDSnider.com
EricDSnider.com

At its best, this lewder, cruder spin on last year's "Sex Drive" has a disarmingly daffy shaggy-dog touch a la "Half-Baked" or "The Brothers Solomon." But by the time a woman enjoys champagne spiked with dog urine, "Miss March" is all turn-offs.

September 25, 2009 Full Review Source: Suite101.com
Suite101.com

Some of the lewdest, unfunniest jokes ever made, and at the end one feels in need of a stiff drink, a hot shower and a lesson in selective amnesia.

September 18, 2009 Full Review Source: Observer [UK]
Observer [UK]

If this film were as racist as it is sexist (which it very nearly is), it would be a buddy movie about the madcap antics of two Klan members on a lynching spree. Appalling. If we could give it zero out of five, we would.

September 11, 2009 Full Review Source: Film4

Miss March must be a contender for worst film of the year. It's so poor that you begin to suspect it's a pastiche.

September 11, 2009 Full Review Source: Times [UK]
Times [UK]

A whiff of what I can only describe as pure evil billows off the screen while this comedy is playing: a buddy grossout picture with zero laughs and a persistent, chilling misogyny.

September 11, 2009 Full Review Source: Guardian [UK]
Guardian [UK]

An almost perfect atrocity. It is a towering K2 of bobbins... the most mangy, noxious, charmless, sexist, racist, unfunny, infantile, stomach-turning, grotesque, clueless, inept and stupid film of the year.

September 11, 2009 Full Review Source: Daily Telegraph
Daily Telegraph

Nothing works. Nothing comes close to working. Even other people's ideas that work in their own films don't work here.

September 11, 2009 Full Review Source: Sky Movies
Sky Movies

Pure eye-poking, boob-baring raunch that will tickle your inner idiot and wind up everyone else something rotten.

September 11, 2009 Full Review Source: Total Film
Total Film

A teen sex comedy that isn't sexy or comic - talk about dumb and dumber...

September 11, 2009 Full Review Source: Filmstar Magazine

Cregger is so dull that it might be an improvement if he slipped back into a coma.

September 11, 2009 Full Review Source: Daily Mail [UK] | Comment (1)
Daily Mail [UK]

So moronic that even plankton would tut at its ignorance.

September 11, 2009 Full Review Source: Sun Online
Sun Online

A dire gross-out comedy that tackles many of the same themes as Adventureland but without an ounce of subtlety or wit.

September 11, 2009 Full Review Source: Financial Times
Financial Times

This "comedy" might be the Worst Movie Ever Seen, even with the aftershock of the Wayans Bros' Dance Flick still lingering.

September 11, 2009 Full Review Source: Independent
Independent

Abysmal, laugh-free and frequently offensive comedy whose one or two original ideas are completely overshadowed by smutty, puerile gags and a plot that's so insultingly sexist that you wonder if it's part of an elaborate prank.

September 10, 2009 Full Review Source: ViewLondon
ViewLondon

Shockingly second-rate and relentlessly unfunny...

August 14, 2009 Full Review Source: Reel Film Reviews
Reel Film Reviews

It's a strange irony that any movie aimed squarely at an allegedly adult audience usually features enough gags involving feces and urine to delight six-year-olds for hours.

May 1, 2009 Full Review Source: eFilmCritic.com
eFilmCritic.com

The boys directed and co-scripted, so there's no one else to blame.

April 23, 2009 Full Review Source: Boston Phoenix
Boston Phoenix

Audience Reviews for Miss March

This is up there with Harold and Kumar,dumb and dumber and dude weres my car,so its swich off your brain and go into natural.The film as many funny and gross out moments but is let down by a unknown double act which are so so on the acting.But with the movie moving like a feight train you let that go and enjoy there slap stick hurmour.Its one of those movies that will enjoy repeat viewing....
July 30, 2012
briandeguelle

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This reminds me a lot of a comedy that come out a while back called "Eurotrip." It's a perverted road trip movie that isn't nearly as funny as it should/could have been. The funniest character in the movie is Craig Robinson who plays a rapped called "Horse Dick.mpeg" He is also the only other actor in the movie that I have seen in anything else, if that tells you anything. There are a couple funny parts, but they are few and far between. Most the time the movie tries too hard to be something that it isn't. I've seen worse, but I've also seen a lot better.
June 1, 2011
Everett Johnson

Super Reviewer

There is really no plot here and the humor is overly stale. Miss March begins with a promising premise and comedy, but when there are no new plot interests and the same jokes are repeated throughout the entire movie, it gets to be pointless. It is not the worst film of all time, but when the entire plot of a movie is when 2 guys want to get to the playboy mansion to win back a girl, it's pretty over-the-top and farfetched on how the outcome occurs. The end is extremely predictable, but the acting of the leads make up for most of the stupidity. This film is completely dumb fun, and in no way is it recommendable, but I would only watch it again if I were hanging out with a bunch of guys and wanted a cheap laugh. Miss March is far below the standards of an average comedy!
February 26, 2011
KJ Proulx

Super Reviewer

    1. Dot MPEG: You'll see. Tomorrow at the mansion I'ma run the train on seven, eight, nine, ELEVEN o' them honeys!
    – Submitted by Darren B (19 months ago)
    1. Dot MPEG: Suck my dick, while I fuck your ass.
    – Submitted by Alec M (2 years ago)
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