Miss March


Miss March

Critics Consensus

Even by the modest standards of the teen sex comedy genre, the crass, poorly-madeMiss March misses the mark.



Total Count: 80


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Directors Zach Cregger and Trevor Moore collaborate on this comedy centering on the bizarre experiences of a man who awakens from a four-year coma to discover that his girlfriend has become a Playboy centerfold.

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Zach Cregger
as Eugene Bell
Trevor Moore
as Tucker Cleigh
Raquel Alessi
as Cindi Whitehall
Holly Hindman
as Playboy Bunny
Craig Robinson
as Horsedick.MPEG
Landon Ashworth
as Firefighter Adam
Carla Jimenez
as Nurse Juanita
Steve Pearce
as Young Eugene
Eve Mauro
as Vonka
Remy Thorne
as Young Tucker
Sara Jean Underwood
as Sara Jean Underwood
Hugh Hefner
as Hugh Hefner
David Wells
as Principal
Barry Sigismondi
as Mr. Whitehall
Alex Donnelley
as Mrs. Whitehall
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Critic Reviews for Miss March

All Critics (80) | Top Critics (18) | Fresh (4) | Rotten (76)

  • A crude, crass, virtually laugh-free sex comedy.

    Sep 11, 2009 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…

    Nigel Floyd

    Time Out
    Top Critic
  • Miss March must be a contender for worst film of the year. It's so poor that you begin to suspect it's a pastiche.

    Sep 11, 2009 | Rating: 0/5 | Full Review…

    Toby Young

    Times (UK)
    Top Critic
  • A whiff of what I can only describe as pure evil billows off the screen while this comedy is playing: a buddy grossout picture with zero laughs and a persistent, chilling misogyny.

    Sep 11, 2009 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
  • Hugh Hefner shows up to give an addled lecture after Eugene and Tucker make it to the Playboy Mansion, and you think: Wasn't it just last summer that he so sweetly played himself in The House Bunny?

    Mar 19, 2009 | Full Review…
  • Forget waterboarding -- just show Guantanamo detainees Miss March and they'll say anything.

    Mar 16, 2009 | Rating: .5/4 | Full Review…
  • Forget March, this one misses by a mile.

    Mar 16, 2009

Audience Reviews for Miss March

  • Dec 02, 2011
    Unless your a horny freak, there is no way to like this movie.
    Bradley W Super Reviewer
  • Jun 01, 2011
    This reminds me a lot of a comedy that come out a while back called "Eurotrip." It's a perverted road trip movie that isn't nearly as funny as it should/could have been. The funniest character in the movie is Craig Robinson who plays a rapped called "Horse Dick.mpeg" He is also the only other actor in the movie that I have seen in anything else, if that tells you anything. There are a couple funny parts, but they are few and far between. Most the time the movie tries too hard to be something that it isn't. I've seen worse, but I've also seen a lot better.
    Everett J Super Reviewer
  • Mar 13, 2011
    Unless your a horny freak, there is no way to like this movie.
    Jim C Super Reviewer
  • Feb 26, 2011
    There is really no plot here and the humor is overly stale. Miss March begins with a promising premise and comedy, but when there are no new plot interests and the same jokes are repeated throughout the entire movie, it gets to be pointless. It is not the worst film of all time, but when the entire plot of a movie is when 2 guys want to get to the playboy mansion to win back a girl, it's pretty over-the-top and farfetched on how the outcome occurs. The end is extremely predictable, but the acting of the leads make up for most of the stupidity. This film is completely dumb fun, and in no way is it recommendable, but I would only watch it again if I were hanging out with a bunch of guys and wanted a cheap laugh. Miss March is far below the standards of an average comedy!
    KJ P Super Reviewer

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