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The Apartment Quotes

  • Fran Kubelik: I just have this talent for falling in love with the wrong guy in wrong place at the wrong time.


  • C.C. Baxter: We never close at Buddy-boys!


  • C.C. Baxter: It's not the Picasso I'm calling about, it's the key to my apartment. You're supposed to leave it under the mat.
    Mr. Joe Dobisch: But I did didn't I? I distinctly remember bending over and putting it there.
    C.C. Baxter: Oh, I found the key alright. Only it's the wrong key!
    Mr. Joe Dobisch: It is? Well how about that. No wonder I couldn't get into the executive washroom this morning.
    C.C. Baxter: And I couldn't get into my apartment!


  • Fran Kubelik: What's the matter?
    C.C. Baxter: Eh. The mirror.. it's broken.
    C.C. Baxter: Eh. The mirror. It's broken.
    Fran Kubelik: Yes, I know. I like it that way. Makes me look the way I feel.


  • Fran Kubelik: [Regarding Mrs. Dreyfuss, Baxters neighbor] She doesn't seem to like you very much.
    Fran Kubelik: She doesn't seem to like you very much.
    C.C. Baxter: Oh, I don't mind. As a matter of fact I'm flattered. That anybody'd think a girl like you would do a thing like this over a guy like me.


  • Fran Kubelik: Why can't I ever fall in love with somebody nice like you?
    C.C. Baxter: Yeah, well... That's the way it crumbles, cookiewise.
    C.C. Baxter: Yeah, well, that's the way it crumbles, cookiewise.


  • C.C. Baxter: Ya know, I used to live like Robinson Crusoe; I mean, shipwrecked among 8 million people. And then one day I saw a footprint in the sand, and there you were.


  • Fran Kubelik: That's how it crumbles..you know, cookie wise!!
    Fran Kubelik: That's how it crumbles... you know, cookie wise!


  • C.C. Baxter: "I love you Miss Kubelik... Did you hear what i said Miss Kubelik? I absolutely adore you"
    C.C. Baxter: [playing cards] I love you, Miss Kubelik. Did you hear what I said, Miss Kubelik? I absolutely adore you.
    Fran Kubelik: "Shut up and deal"
    Fran Kubelik: Shut up and deal.


  • Fran Kubelik: Shut up and deal.


  • C.C. Baxter: I love you Miss Kubelik.
    Fran Kubelik: (Continues counting cards)
    C.C. Baxter: Did you hear what I said? I absolutely adore you.
    Fran Kubelik: Shut up and deal.


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