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Blood: The Last Vampire Reviews

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Josh Bell
Las Vegas Weekly
July 9, 2009
The action is repetitive and unoriginal, but it at least offers a respite from the horrible writing and acting.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
July 6, 2009
BLOOD: THE LAST VAMPIRE is half a good film and half of a really bad one
Full Review | Original Score: 5/10
Kelly Vance
East Bay Express
August 26, 2011
The dialogue is horrible (sample exchange: "Little bitch is out of control"), the acting is worse.
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Aaron Hillis
Village Voice
July 8, 2009
Unexciting, incoherent, lamely acted, and carelessly written.
Edward Douglas
July 7, 2009
Shows a new level of filmmaking incompetence previously only seen in the films of Dr. Uwe Boll. It is just plain awful
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/10
Nick Schager
Slant Magazine
July 8, 2009
Blood is borderline incomprehensible.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Brad Miska
Bloody Disgusting
July 7, 2009
Is there a word that transcends abysmal? BLOOD is the lowest form of cinematic garbage that carries not a single shred of redeemable screen time.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/10
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Joe Neumaier
New York Daily News
July 10, 2009
Watch True Blood, Let the Right One In or Twilight instead. Or wait for Thirst or New Moon or Daybreakers or ...
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Tricia Olszewski
Washington City Paper
July 11, 2009
Ever wish for a cinematic slushie of Kill Bill, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and the cheesiest vampire movie ever made? Welcome to Blood: The Last Vampire.
Beth Accomando
July 16, 2009
The best thing that can come from this film is that it will be so poorly received both by critics and audiences that it will put a damper on Hollywood's current interest in remaking anime.
Rob Gonsalves
July 29, 2009
Really, is there supposed to be any entertainment value in this thing, or is it meant to be a ponderously stupid endurance test?
Full Review | Original Score: 0/5
Allan Hunter
Daily Express (UK)
July 3, 2009
The action sequences are the prize attraction and even they leave something to be desired.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Geoff Berkshire
July 9, 2009
Apparently someone forgot to add an extra dimension in the process of adapting the film from anime -- the characters have the personality of cardboard cutouts and the actors deliver performances to match.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
Jeffrey M. Anderson
Combustible Celluloid
July 20, 2009
So laughably awful that it easily qualifies for so-bad-it's-good status.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Andrew Osmond
SFX Magazine
June 30, 2009
If you go in expecting an amusing stinker, you may enjoy it.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
Peter Sobczynski
July 9, 2009
The best thing that one can say about this is that as utterly incoherent action extravaganzas go, it is at least an hour shorter than "Transformers 2."
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Dan Zak
Washington Post
July 10, 2009
The peculiar, comic-book-like computer graphics -- artful at first -- finally overtake Blood and make it look like a video game instead of a graceful, graphic martial arts movie.
Sean Axmaker
October 19, 2009
... a bizarre mix of sensibilities that falls apart into a mess of cultural cues. The result is as tone deaf as the confused accents.
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Wesley Morris
Boston Globe
July 9, 2009
Don't let the subtitle of Blood: The Last Vampire alarm you. The finale of this tedious piece of Asian-ish action-schlock based on a popular anime series implies an intention to make more. One was plenty for me.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
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Michael Ordoņa
Chicago Tribune
July 10, 2009
Often-unwatchably dim.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
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