The Canyon (2009)
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Critic Reviews for The Canyon
If well-meaning people didn't make stupid choices -- and if cellphones worked everywhere -- way fewer vacation-from-hell thrillers would probably be made.
The Canyon is undermined by the expectation of a big payoff that never comes.
The best thing about this would-be nature thriller is Will Patton's zesty performance as a cackling, crazed muleskinner, a wily old hand who exits far too soon. There's nothing much to replace him, so we're in for a long 102 minutes.
Hint to newlyweds: Don't honeymoon in a primeval wilderness populated by diamondback rattlesnakes, aggressive wolves and alcoholic wilderness guides.
The Canyon is so singularly inept it gives you a whole new appreciation for the ept.
Audience Reviews for The Canyon
Little known film that in many ways was better than 127 Hours.Honeymooners(Yvonne Strahovski of "Chuck" fame, & Eion Bailey) go off the beaten track with an eccentric Guide (Will Patton) in the grand Canyon & when the guide dies of a snake bite, they are lost with no experience, Mules gone, & a Wolves Stalking them.No one knows they are missing, & then just when it can't get any worse, a bad fall traps Nick(the Hubby)'s ankle & Lori(Wifey) is forced by no other choice, to cut off her husbands limb, while fending off being attacked by a Wolf Pack.At one point I yelled, "Oh My God" .This one was very good, & I suspect brought Yvonne Strahovski to the attention of the TV Producers of "Chuck".Great Story of Love and Courage against all odds.OMG the Ending, OMG, I didn't expect that !!!!!!!!!!! WOW, Bravo
A couple of yuppies (Eion Bailey and Yvonne Strahovski) decide to spend their honeymoon exploring the Grand Canyon. Their guide, a rough around the edges fellow played by Will Patton, gets bitten by a snake. After he succumbs to the effects of the venom, it's a cross between [i]Frozen[/i] and [i]Open Water[/i] as Nick and Lori struggle to survive the elements. The suspense and thrills are low key and [i]The Canyon[/i] yields absolutely nothing in the horror department. The ending is good, though.
I have no idea where the 10million dollar budget went, but this cautionary tale of yuppies getting lost in the grand canyon is well done, but nothing revolutionary. The final act is probably the strongest, which is rare.
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