Arthur Quotes

  • Arthur Bach: I'm going to take a bath now.
    Mr. Hobson: I'll alert the media.


  • Mr. Hobson: If i begin to die, please take this off my head. It is not how I wish to be remembered
    Mr. Hobson: If I begin to die, please take this off my head. It is not how I wish to be remembered.


  • Arthur Bach: You must have hated this moose...


  • Arthur Bach: "Don't you wish you were me? I know I do..."
    Arthur Bach: Don't you wish you were me? I know I do...


  • Mr. Hobson: As we can all see, it's a beautiful morning, which would seem to indicate that the night is over.


  • Arthur Bach: You must have ate out that night.
    Arthur Bach: You, uh... probably ate out that night, what with that man lying in your kitchen.


  • Arthur Bach: Your a hooker?I just thought i was doing great with you!
    Arthur Bach: You're a hooker? I just thought I was doing great with you!


  • Mr. Hobson: I'll alert the media.


  • Arthur Bach: I'm going to take a bath.


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