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Bachelor Party Quotes

  • Gary: [after being arrested and handcuffed to THE she/male he slept with earlier] NO, NOT HER, SHE PEES STANDING UP, NOT HER!


  • Rick Gasko: What the hell are you doing?
    Brad: I'm slashing my wrist.
    Rick Gasko: With an electric razor?
    Brad: Yeah, I couldn't find any razor blades.
    Rick Gasko: Well at least your wrist will be smooth and kissable.


  • Jay O'Neill: I wish I had someone I could really respect. Hey, look at the cans on that bimbo!


  • Ryko: Hi, come on in! Drugs to the right, hookers to the left.


  • Rick Gasko: [on Mr. Nicholas' "size"] Personally, I was impressed when they opened the World Trade Center, but this, this is a piece of work.
    Rick Gasko: [on Mr. Nicholas' 'size'] Personally, I was impressed when they opened the World Trade Center, but this, this is a piece of work.


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