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  • Joker/Jack Napier: This town needs an enema.


  • Joker/Jack Napier: Hello Vinnie. It's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check. The pen is truly mightier than the sword!


  • Joker/Jack Napier: Tell me something, my friend, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: What?
    Joker/Jack Napier: I always ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it.


  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: You're a really nice girl, and I like you a lot, but for now, shut up.


  • Joker/Jack Napier: Nice Outfit


  • Alfred Pennyworth: Mr. Wayne told me to tell you that he might be a little late.
    Vicki Vale: I'm not a bit surprised.


  • Goon: Don't kill me man! Don't kill me! Don't kill me man!
    Goon: Don't kill me, man! Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man!
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: I'm not going to kill you, I want you to do me a favor, I want you to tell all your friends about me.
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.
    Goon: What are you?
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: I'm Batman.


  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: look sometimes, I don't even know what to think about this. It's just something I have to do.
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: Look, sometimes I don't even know what to think about this. It's just something I have to do.
    Vicki Vale: Why?
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: Because nobody else can.


  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: You killed my parents.
    Joker/Jack Napier: what? hahaha. what are you talking about?
    Joker/Jack Napier: What? Hahaha. What are you talking about?
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: I made you, you made me first.
    Joker/Jack Napier: hey, give me a break bat brains, I mean I was a kid when I killed your parents, I made you, you made me. I mean, how childish can you get? You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you? (batman punches him anyway)
    Joker/Jack Napier: Hey, give me a break, bat brains. I mean, I was a kid when I killed your parents. I made you, you made me. I mean, how childish can you get? You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you? (Batman punches him anyway).


  • Joker/Jack Napier: (to the statue head) what are you laughing at!?!
    Joker/Jack Napier: (To the statue head) What are you laughing at!?!


  • Joker/Jack Napier: sometimes I just kill myself!
    Joker/Jack Napier: Sometimes I just kill myself!


  • Bob the Goon: Let him go, or I'll do Gordon!


  • Joker/Jack Napier: The pen, is truly mightier than the sword
    Joker/Jack Napier: The pen is truly mightier than the sword.


  • Joker/Jack Napier: I have given a name to my pain. It is Batman.


  • Joker/Jack Napier: Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter
    Joker/Jack Napier: Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?


  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: What's on your mind, Alfred?
    Alfred Pennyworth: I have no wish to spend my few remaining years grieving for the loss of old friends. Or their sons.


  • Joker/Jack Napier: [Joker reads the newspaper] "Winged freak terrorizes"? Wait till they get a load of me!
    Joker/Jack Napier: [Joker reads the newspaper] 'Winged freak terrorizes'? Wait till they get a load of me!


  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: [Echoing Joker] Excuse me. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? [punches Joker]
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: [echoing Joker] Excuse me. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? [punches Joker]


  • Joker/Jack Napier: Tell me something my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?


  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: YOU WANT TO GET NUTS?!!! COME ON! Lets get nuts!
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: YOU WANT TO GET NUTS? COME ON! Lets get nuts!
    District Attorney Harvey Dent: Call Me.
    Joker/Jack Napier: This town needs an enema.


  • Joker/Jack Napier: I'm only laughing on the outside. My smile is just skin deep. If you could see inside, I'm really crying. You might join me for a weep.


  • Joker/Jack Napier: Jack? Jack is dead my friend, you can call me, Joker. As you can see, I'm a lot happier.


  • Joker/Jack Napier: Where does he gets these wonderful toys?


  • Joker/Jack Napier: Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?


  • Joker/Jack Napier: [addressing the parade crowd] And now folks, it's time for "Who Do You Trust"! Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money! And where is the Batman? He's at home, washing his tights!
    Joker/Jack Napier: [addressing the parade crowd] And now folks, it's time for 'Who Do You Trust'! Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money! And where is the Batman? He's at home, washing his tights!


  • Joker/Jack Napier: [after destroying a TV, irritated] Batman? Batman?! Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in where a man dressed up as a bat is eating all my press?! This town needs an enema!


  • Vicki Vale: What Do You Want?
    Vicki Vale: What do you want?
    Joker/Jack Napier: ...................My Face on the One Dollar Bill.
    Joker/Jack Napier: ...My Face on the one dollar bill.


  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: You way a little more than One-Hundred and Eight!
    Vicki Vale: Oh really?


  • Joker/Jack Napier: Where does he get those wonderful toys?


  • Vicki Vale: What do you want?
    Joker/Jack Napier: My face on the one dollar bill.
    Vicki Vale: You must be joking.
    Joker/Jack Napier: Do I look like I'm joking?


  • Joker/Jack Napier: Never rub another man's rhubarb.


  • Joker/Jack Napier: My father always said "if you got to go, go with a smile"
    Joker/Jack Napier: My father always said 'if you got to go, go with a smile'.


  • Joker/Jack Napier: Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?


  • Vicki Vale: What exactly do you want?
    Joker/Jack Napier: My face on the one dollar bill.


  • Goon: WHO ARE YOU?
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: [Pulls the thug up close] ...I'm Batman.
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: [pulls the thug up close] I'm Batman.


  • Carl Grissom: Jack Listen maybe we can cut a deal?
    Joker/Jack Napier: Jack? Jack is dead my friend you can call me Joker and as you can see im alot happier
    Joker/Jack Napier: Jack? Jack is dead my friend you can call me Joker and as you can see im alot happier.


  • Carl Grissom: Jack, listen... maybe we can work some kind of deal.
    Joker/Jack Napier: Jack...? Jack is dead my friend. But you can call me... Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier.
    Joker/Jack Napier: Jack? Jack is dead my friend. But you can call me... Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier.


  • Joker/Jack Napier: I think I've got a live one here! (Laughs)
    Joker/Jack Napier: I think I've got a live one here! [laughs]


  • Joker/Jack Napier: Ever dance with the Devil by the pale moonlight?
    Joker/Jack Napier: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?


  • Joker/Jack Napier: Where do they get all those wonderful toys!?!
    Joker/Jack Napier: Where does he get those wonderful toys?


  • Joker/Jack Napier: Put on a happy face!
    Joker/Jack Napier: So, remember, put on a happy face!


  • Joker/Jack Napier: It's as if we were meant for each other. Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anybody else calls you "beast"... I'll rip their lungs out.
    Joker/Jack Napier: As though we were made for each other... Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out.


  • Joker/Jack Napier: Jesus Marimba!


  • Vicki Vale: Vicky Vale.
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: Bruce Wayne.
    Vicki Vale: Are you sure?
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: Yeah, this time I'm sure.


  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: I"m batman!
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: I'm batman!


  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: You killed my parents!
    Joker/Jack Napier: What! (Laughs) what are you talking about?
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: I made you, but you made me first!


  • Carl Grissom: My friend your luck is about to change!
    Carl Grissom: My friend, your luck is about to change!


  • Joker/Jack Napier: Where does he get these wonderful toys?
    Joker/Jack Napier: Where does he get those wonderful toys?


  • Joker/Jack Napier: I've givin' a name to my pain. And that is....THE BATMAN!!!!
    Joker/Jack Napier: I've givin' a name to my pain. And it's Batman!


  • Joker/Jack Napier: Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?


  • Joker/Jack Napier: Wait'll they get a load of me...


  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: Now, listen here; I want you to tell your friends about me-
    Goon: Who are you?!
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: I'm Batman. (Flies away)


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