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½ July 2, 2017
Corny gags and loads of nudity. What more could you want in a trashy 80s movie?
½ July 14, 2015
There's very little storyline to this comedy, but it works well enough with antics around a beach house party that mostly only raise a smile, but are consistent enough. The acting is weak but the vibe is good.
April 1, 2012
Bill Bryant is way off saying there are "highly inappropriate relationships" in this movie. Ginger and Ducky are at least 18 and they pursued Uncle Carl, not the other way around. I think those scenes are hilarious and to Hell with paranoid prudes who think sexual playfulness between consenting adults is "inappropriate". Lighten up, this is a fun movie.
November 26, 2011
More of the same from a Mill Creek set, this time with a group of gals taking the summer to relax at an Uncle's beach house. This leads to house parties, drinking and nudity, completely with some highly inappropriate relationships between older men and young ladies, which I would guess was just wish fulfillment scenarios for the producers or something.

Well worth a peep for all the frisky ladies and silly plot.
½ October 9, 2011
One of the better 80's sex romp. Watching this movie taught me that uptight girls can change over night if they get their tits out!!! Stupid fun.
September 22, 2011
this one was all over the cable channels in the 80s. nearly unwatchable. for amusement or nostalgia only.
July 31, 2011
another 80's film. some of the sight gags are downright racist. debra blee is easy on the eyes.
March 20, 2010
80's trash classic! I love that Pearl from Diff'rent Strokes is in this!
½ October 19, 2009
Good early 80s film.
½ February 15, 2009
The late 70s and early 80s saw an interesting rise of teen sex comedies, the most famous being Porky's. Most of them were forgettable films that existed solely to show off huge breasts and juvenile humor, and this movie is a perfect example.

The plot is almost non-existant, the jokes are childish and the breasts are many. Everyone is trying way too hard to sell the jokes, such as the old man ogling women through a telescope and the hapless gardener who looks disturbingly like Kevin Kline and keeps getting injured trying to sneak a peek.
February 1, 2009
Good old trashy 80s t&a - teens, a beach house, alcohol and weed, silly comedy that is actually sometimes funny, stilted dialogue (on the order of Return of the Secaucus 7) and lots of pretty darn nice tits.
½ January 24, 2009
Notable only for co-stars Adam Roarke and Jeana Tomasina. Roarke was the star of several biker movies from the 1960s, including "Hells Angles on Wheels" with Jack Nicholson and "Dirty Mary Crazy Larry" with Peter Fonda. Tomasina was the November 1980 Playmate, star of ZZ Top's "Legs" and "Sharp Dressed Man" videos, and ex-wife of Oakland A's pitcher Matt Keough. She's now starring on Bravo's "The Real Housewives of Orange County."
December 21, 2008
Great movie to watch with a crowd. One of the best, worst teen sex romps ever. Proof that the 80s was the greatest decade in American history.
November 8, 2008
A fun film about girls on the beach, Townsend sure knows how to work those laughs and make a fun film where kung fu and latinos and buxom babes babes all get along. This was fun to say the least, though Alice in Wonderland was Townsend's better work, this one really gets the load off your mind.
July 22, 2008
This is the kind of movie that you really want to turn off and spend your time doing anything else, but you can't quite look away long enough to do it. This could also make excellent masturbatory material for tweens who haven't yet discovered real porn.
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