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The Blob Quotes

  • Dr. Meddows: I want that organism alive!


  • Meg Penny: You don't believe either, do you?


  • Scott Jeskey: (talking to Vikki as she's in the car "sleeping?") - Hot as a dog out there tonight. That's a...That's a nice blouse. Nice material...It must be hot, though. I'll just undo one of these for you. That's better, huh? Oh, no? Oh, well. I'll just...undo another one then. Okay. (The Blob pours out of Vikki's body) - OH GOD, VICKI!!
    Scott Jeskey: (talking to Vikki as she's in the car sleeping?) Hot as a dog out there tonight. That's a, That's a nice blouse. Nice material. It must be hot, though. I'll just undo one of these for you. That's better, huh? Oh, no? Oh, well. I'll just, undo another one then. Okay. (The Blob pours out of Vikki's body) OH GOD, VICKI!!


  • Vicki De Soto: What are all those lights down there? Isn't that the hospital?
    Scott Jeskey: It's probably a promotional gimmick. They're giving away free tonsillectomies.


  • Meg Penny: (she screams, as the Blob is eating her boyfriend Paul) - PAAAAAAUUUUL!!!!
    Meg Penny: (she screams, as the Blob is eating her boyfriend Paul) PAAAAAAUUUUL!


  • Moss Woolsey: (as snowflakes fall to the ground from the blob's demise) - Hey man I told you we'd have snow... gotta have a little faith...I hope I'm covered for this sort of thing. (Indicating to the blob's shattered frozen remains)
    Moss Woolsey: (as snowflakes fall to the ground from the blob's demise) Hey man I told you we'd have snow. Gotta have a little faith. I hope I'm covered for this sort of thing. (Indicating to the blob's shattered frozen remains)


  • Brian Flagg: (he mistakenly swings a hook through a jelly can, thinking it was the Blob) - Great, I killed the strawberry jam.
    Brian Flagg: (he mistakenly swings a hook through a jelly can, thinking it was the Blob) Great, I killed the strawberry jam.


  • Meg Penny: Daddy, I'd like you to meet my friend Paul.
    Pharmacist/Mr. Penny: (notices Paul who bought condoms in his store earlier) ...Ribbed.
    Pharmacist/Mr. Penny: (notices Paul who bought condoms in his store earlier) Ribbed.


  • Rev. Meeker: Consuming sinner and saint alike...who shall be lifted up to rapture when the judgment trumpet blows? - None but the faithful brothers and sisters...None but the faithful.
    Rev. Meeker: Consuming sinner and saint alike, who shall be lifted up to rapture when the judgment trumpet blows? None but the faithful brothers and sisters. None but the faithful.


  • Meg Penny: Sir, excuse me, but I think my little brother's over at the movie theater on Main Street.
    Soldier Outside Town Hall: We're doing by sector. We'll be there soon.
    Meg Penny: Right, but you don't understand...
    Meg Penny: Right, but you don't understand.
    Soldier Outside Town Hall: We'll handle it okay, now get back in line.
    Pharmacist/Mr. Penny: I don't see you handling much of anything...are you on a coffee break?
    Pharmacist/Mr. Penny: I don't see you handling much of anything. Are you on a coffee break?
    Soldier Outside Town Hall: (now irritated) - Look mister...
    Soldier Outside Town Hall: (now irritated) Look mister.
    Pharmacist/Mr. Penny: Don't you look mister me...I'm a tax payer...I pay your salary...now what are you going to do about finding my son?
    Pharmacist/Mr. Penny: Don't you look mister me, I'm a tax payer. I pay your salary, now what are you going to do about finding my son?


  • Eddie Breckner: (near tears) - I'll be good I swear...I'll never see a movie ever again.
    Eddie Breckner: (near tears) I'll be good I swear, I'll never see a movie ever again.


  • Meg Penny: (talking to Deputy Bill Briggs, about the Blob) - It can't stand the cold.
    Meg Penny: (talking to Deputy Bill Briggs, about the Blob) It can't stand the cold.


  • Brian Flagg: (to the people of Aborville) - It's a lie. All of it!
    Brian Flagg: (to the people of Aborville) It's a lie. All of it!


  • Dr. Meddows: I want that organism alive.
    1st White Suit/ Scientist: What about the civilians?
    Dr. Meddows: They're expendable.


  • Jennings: The organism is growing at a geometric rate. By all accounts, it's at least a thousand times its original mass.
    1st White Suit/ Scientist: This will put U.S. defense years ahead of the Russians.


  • Brian Flagg: In the meantime, we're your prisoners?
    Dr. Meddows: Not at all, you're my patients.


  • Brian Flagg: You don't give up, do you?
    Meg Penny: I need your help.


  • Sheriff Herb Geller: Flag's a punk, but he's no killer.
    Dep. Bill Briggs: I think it's a mistake.


  • Pharmacist/Mr. Penny: (holds up a box of condoms) - You want the ribbed or the regular?
    Pharmacist/Mr. Penny: (holds up a box of condoms) You want the ribbed or the regular?
    Scott Jeskey: Ribbed I guess - (to Reverend Meeker)...They're not for me. They're for my friend. There's this sort of naive girl that he's planning on...well, you know. I insisted that he take precautions.
    Scott Jeskey: Ribbed I guess (to Reverend Meeker) They're not for me. They're for my friend. There's this sort of naive girl that he's planning on, well, you know. I insisted that he take precautions.
    Pharmacist/Mr. Penny: Why doesn't he pay for them?
    Scott Jeskey: I had to drag him down here as it is. The guy is totally irresponsible.


  • Brian Flagg: It's locked.
    Meg Penny: So what? Brian, what is with you? You're acting like a complete jerk.
    Brian Flagg: I have a problem with authority figures.
    Meg Penny: What are you doing?
    Brian Flagg: I think we ought to get out of here. We ought to take my bike and blow this town. It's getting a little thick around here. Don't you think?
    Meg Penny: That's crazy. These people are here to help us.
    Brian Flagg: Come on Meg, we don't even know who they are. NASA, CIA, Royal Canadian Mounties, all I know is I saw a bunch of unmarked trucks back there, I think the whole thing stinks.


  • Paul Taylor: We've had a car accident; this guy needs to see a doctor.
    Paul Taylor: We've had a car accident, this guy needs to see a doctor.
    Meg Penny: He has something on his hand, some kind of acid, or something.
    Nurse: Does he have Blue Cross?
    Meg Penny: I don't know.
    Nurse: Medical insurance of any kind?
    Paul Taylor: Look, we don't even know who the guy is!


  • Meg Penny: The thing on that man's hand killed him and then it killed Paul, and whatever it is, it's getting bigger!
    Brian Flagg: So you told the cops? Do you mind if I ask you a personal question? I know you're the homecoming queen type and all but are you strung out on something or what?
    Meg Penny: (laughs) - You're just the same.
    Meg Penny: (laughs) You're just the same.
    Brian Flagg: What are you talking about?
    Meg Penny: You act like you're different, you put on this big show, but you're just like everybody else in this town, you're full of SH*T, Flagg!


  • Meg Penny: Brian! I need to talk to you. Brian?
    Brian Flagg: What the hell are you doing here?
    Meg Penny: Look, I came down to bail you out. (She holds out a credit card)
    Brian Flagg: Who do you think they are, Neiman Marcus? They don't take plastic.


  • Meg Penny: (indicating to a pipe whilst chest deep in sewer water) - Come on...that's our only way out of here (Moving past some sewer rats) Watch out for the rat.
    Meg Penny: (indicating to a pipe whilst chest deep in sewer water) Come on, that's our only way out of here (Moving past some sewer rats) Watch out for the rat.
    Kevin Penny: (Confused) - What rat? (They look round to see the rats being consumed by the blob as it heads for them. Meg screams) ...RUN!
    Kevin Penny: (Confused) What rat? (They look round to see the rats being consumed by the blob as it heads for them. Meg screams) RUN!


  • Brian Flagg: Listen to me, Briggs; think for a minute, do you suppose an army of guys in plastic suits show up every time a meteor falls?
    Dr. Meddows: (about Brian) - Shoot him, that's a direct order!
    Dr. Meddows: (about Brian) Shoot him, that's a direct order!
    Brian Flagg: How do you think they got here so fast? How did they even know when to come?
    Dr. Meddows: Shoot dammit shoot!
    Brian Flagg: I'll tell you how! That meteor is man-made! It's some kind of a germ warfare test they fu**ed up!


  • Meg Penny: The front door is locked.
    Brian Flagg: (picks up a brick) - That's okay, I got a key.
    Brian Flagg: (picks up a brick) That's okay, I got a key.


  • Brian Flagg: (to Meg) - I never thought I'd go out of my way to find a cop.
    Brian Flagg: (to Meg) I never thought I'd go out of my way to find a cop.


  • Col. Hargis: Let's scrag that son-of-a-bitch! (The soldiers fire their weapons into the manhole) SENSOR CHARGE! SHORT FUSE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! (Drops the explosive into the manhole and it detonates) Chew on that, slimeball! (After a pause, the ground all around them begins to tremor violently) What's happening?
    Brian Flagg: I think...you pissed it off!
    Brian Flagg: I think, you pissed it off!


  • Sheriff Herb Geller: I feel like the one-legged man in an ass kicking contest.


  • Jennings: Dr. Meadows, just for the record, I don't agree with any of this. Those people's lives are at stake.
    Dr. Meddows: Don't you think I know that? This isn't one of you text-book exercises, Mr. Jennings. This is an experiment in biological warfare, or hadn't you noticed? That organism is potentially the greatest breakthrough in weapons research since man split the atom. What we do here will affect the balance of world power! Of course there are lives at stake - whole nations, in fact. And that's far more important than a handful of people in this small town. And that is my cross to bear, Mr. Jennings. Now carry out your orders.
    Dr. Meddows: Don't you think I know that? This isn't one of you text-book exercises, Mr. Jennings. This is an experiment in biological warfare, or hadn't you noticed? That organism is potentially the greatest breakthrough in weapons research since man split the atom. What we do here will affect the balance of world power! Of course there are lives at stake, a whole nations, in fact. And that's far more important than a handful of people in this small town. And that is my cross to bear, Mr. Jennings. Now carry out your orders.


  • Brian Flagg: Well, your meteor brought something, alright, but if it's a germ, it's the biggest son of a bitch you've ever seen.


  • Meg Penny: Nobody believes me about what happened tonight.
    Brian Flagg: What did happen?
    Meg Penny: You were there. You saw!
    Brian Flagg: All I saw was an old man with a funky hand. That's all I saw.


  • Kevin Penny: Mom, we're in a hurry. We're going bowling with Anthony.
    Eddie Breckner: And then to the movies! (Kevin kicks Eddie under the table.)
    Mrs. Penny: What movie?
    Eddie Breckner: "Garden Tool Massacre,' it's your basic slice and dice.
    Eddie Breckner: Garden Tool Massacre, it's your basic slice and dice.
    Mrs. Penny: Your basic what?
    Eddie Breckner: Well this guy in a hockey mask...he chops up a few teenagers. But don't worry, there's no sex or anything bad.
    Eddie Breckner: Well this guy in a hockey mask, he chops up a few teenagers. But don't worry, there's no sex or anything bad.


  • Brian Flagg: My bike's broken down in Elkin's Grove. I was thinking, maybe I could borrow your ratchet set?
    Moss Woolsey: The Summit's got me overhauling six damn Skidoos, three Cats, and two flatbed snow makers - by Monday.
    Brian Flagg: What's the big hurry? It must be seventy degrees out there.


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