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  • Adult Ralphie: He had yellow eyes! So help me God yellow eyes!


  • Santa Claus: Ho! Ho! Ho!


  • The Old Man: In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenity that, as far as we know, is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.
    Ralphie Parker: In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenity that, as far as we know, is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.


  • Ralphie: Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense.


  • Mother: Randy....how do the little piggy's eat?
    Mother: Randy... how do the little piggy's eat?


  • Mother: You'll shoot your eye out!


  • Randy: I can't put my arms down!
    Mother: You can put your arms down when you get to school.


  • The Old Man: You used up all the glue on purpose!


  • The Old Man: Fragile...Must be Italian.
    The Old Man: Fragile... Must be Italian.


  • Freight Man: Damn Hell you say
    Freight Man: Damn, hell, you say you won it?


  • The Old Man: Not a finga
    The Old Man: Not a finger.


  • Adult Ralphie: Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.


  • Waiter #2: Deck the harrs with boughs of horry; fa ra ra, fa ra ra, fa ra ra
    Waiter #2: Deck the harrs with boughs of horry; fa ra ra, fa ra ra, fa ra ra.


  • Mother: [at Ralphie in the pink bunny suit] Ohhh isn't that CUTE?!!
    The Old Man: He looks like a deranged Easter bunny. It's a pink nightmare. Are you happy wearing that, Ralph?


  • Ralphie: Son of a Bitch
    Ralphie: Son of a bitch!


  • The Old Man: All right. Everybody upstairs, get dressed. We are going out to eat.


  • Adult Ralphie: The heavenly aroma still hung in the house. But it was gone! All gone! No turkey! No turkey sandwiches! No turkey salad! No turkey gravy! Turkey hash! Turkey a la king! Or gallons of turkey soup! Gone! All gone!


  • The Old Man: SONS OF BITCHES! BUMPASSES!
    The Old Man: Sons o'bitches! Bumpasses!


  • Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out.


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