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Cobra Reviews

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April 7, 2017
It's goofy action fun and it gets better every single time I watch it.
August 13, 2011 exciting, blisteringly-paced actioner that benefits substantially from Sylvester Stallone's engrossing work as the title character.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/4
May 6, 2008
Cobra is a sleek, extremely violent and exciting police thriller.
September 5, 2011
Dated and unintentionally laughable, Cobra will always be best known for the catchphrase "You're a disease and I'm the cure." Ironically, any audience foolhardy enough to brave this ugly movie is liable to stagger out feeling mighty sick. [Blu-ray]
Full Review | Original Score: .5/4
May 6, 2008
Every aspect of this film is reprehensible. Stallone's character is an empty hulk; the few attempts to provide us with little insights into his character are downright laughable.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4
May 6, 2008
It's fast-paced and full of gaudy action, yet it's thoroughly unsatisfying, largely because it's so lazy.
May 25, 2007
Sub-par Stallone shoot-em-up.
Read More | Original Score: 2/5
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February 9, 2006
The body count is only somewhere in the high eighties -- and most of these are simply gunned down with a deplorable lack of invention.
July 4, 2005
Read More | Original Score: 2/5
March 18, 2005
Camp for adults. This is before Nielson got all puffy and drunkish too!
| Original Score: 1/5
January 18, 2004
| Original Score: 1/5
August 19, 2003
An adequate no-brainer that does little to distinguish itself from the rest of Sly's action man back catalogue.
May 29, 2003
| Original Score: 0/5
May 21, 2003
The film trades on the same technique used by books that attack pornography by printing examples of the dirty pictures. Cobra pretends to be against the wanton violence of a disintegrating society, but it's really the apotheosis of that violence.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
May 13, 2003
I'll take 'Ludicrous Stallone Action Flicks From the Late 80s' for $500, Alex.
| Original Score: 1/5
February 28, 2003
| Original Score: 1/5
July 25, 2002
Worth seeing only in a "depressing time capsule" sort of way.
| Original Score: 1/5
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