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Cocktail Reviews

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December 8, 2017
Cocktail is so steeped in corn, the drama seems comedic and the comedy is about as funny as a hangover.
May 21, 2013
Cocktail is a bottle of rotgut in a Dom Perignon box.
May 21, 2013
The pairing of old-hand Brown and young-hand Cruise may have been meant to remind us of Cruise and Paul Newman; if so, think of this as The Color of Counterfeit Money.
May 21, 2013
Perhaps the best one can say for this bland concoction mixed by agents and the studio executives is that every bartender in Hollywood wants to be Tom Cruise and that suffices as an ironic subtext.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
May 21, 2013
It may not be a megaton bomb, but Cocktail is definitely of the Molotov type.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
May 21, 2013
The philosopher Hannah Arendt once wrote a book about the banality of evil. After seeing Cocktail, I want to write one about the evil of banality.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
May 21, 2013
If they gave you this in a bar, you'd send it back.
May 21, 2013
With no fewer than 17 of Donaldson's favorite rock songs and a complete lack of dramatic impetus, Cocktail would fare better as an extended-play music video.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
May 21, 2013
If some other drug were treated this way in a movie, lots of outraged people -- including parents and politicians -- would be up in arms. But it's only alcohol, the reasoning seems to go, so it's all harmless fun.
May 21, 2013
Very, very stupid.
May 21, 2013
Cruise oozes as much charm as in Top Gun and The Colour of Money, but the mix of bar-acrobatics and Caribbean love isn't anywhere near strong enough to get you drunk.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
May 21, 2013
Cruise is beguiling with his smile and his swagger, but the script doesn't take us anywhere fresh when it leaves the barroom.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
May 21, 2013
Cruise's name on the marquee is plenty to insure the success of the film, even if it is lopsided, shallow, and slips the audience a Mickey Finn at the outset.
May 21, 2013
This vacant, misshapen film is basically an extended beer commercial that presents the world as a ludicrous place populated by sex-and-cash-and-booze-crazed zomboids. Cruise, meanwhile, comes off as a somewhat taller Spuds MacKenzie.
May 21, 2013
Cocktail is a meandering, shapeless film, without the force of character to resist any of the cliches that come its way.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
June 29, 2012
It's the bartending antics and musical backdrops that make the film entertaining. Without them, "Cocktail" is just another beer gone flat.
Full Review | Original Score: 6/10
June 14, 2012
A Razzie Award winner for Worst Picture (over Burt Reynolds' non-nominated Rent-a-Cop? Please.) and Worst Screenplay (more deserving).
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
March 26, 2009
Contains nary a surprise.
June 24, 2006
If a visitor from Mars needed a crash course in sexism, this would serve.
September 11, 2003
Stupid vanity film for Cruise at his worst.
| Original Score: 0/5
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