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  • The Great Leslie: Are you a native of Boracho?
    Lily Olay: I ain't no native I was born here!
    Lily Olay: I ain't no native. I was born here!


  • Max: Here comes the marines!


  • Maggie DuBois: Max, you little rat! I'll get you for this!


  • Prof. Fate: She's his Achilles heel, she's our ace in the hole - she must not be left behind!


  • Max: Here come the Marines!


  • Prof. Fate: Sh-sh-sh-sh-shut up!


  • Maggie DuBois: And because I consider myself sexually free and morally emancipated, I am still a responsible, discriminating woman who does not intend to jump into bed with the first wavy-haired, muscle-bound, egocentric male who thinks he can seduce me by agreeing with some of the things I believe in.


  • Max: [talking to Fate] Would you like me to feed you?
    Max: Would you like me to feed you?


  • Prof. Fate: I'd like to see the great Leslie try that!


  • Prof. Fate: I am professor Fate!


  • Prof. Fate: [shouts] Maaaax!
    Prof. Fate: Maaaax!


  • Prof. Fate: The eternal struggle takes time, Max.


  • The Great Leslie: Minutes have made the difference in survival, Miss DuBois.


  • Maggie DuBois: You mean amazing because I'm a woman.


  • Prof. Fate: Push the button, Max!


  • Max: Rise and shine, Professor.
    Prof. Fate: You rise! You shine!


  • Texas Jack: NOW WILL YA GIMME SOME FIGHTIN' ROOM?!
    Texas Jack: Now will ya' gimme some fightin' room?


  • Prof. Fate: What's next?
    Max: Car number five, the engine falls out!
    Prof. Fate: Car number five! Ha ha ha ha! [beat] Er, Max... *we're* number five.


  • Prof. Fate: [repeated line] [shouts] Maaaax!


  • Prof. Fate: The eternal struggle takes time, Max.


  • The Great Leslie: Are you a native of Burracho?
    Lily Olay: I ain't no native, I was born here!


  • Prof. Fate: Leslie escaped?
    Gen. Kuhster: With a small friar.
    Prof. Fate: Leslie escaped with a chicken?


  • Prof. Fate: [repeated line] Push the button, Max!


  • Max: Who's Texas JACK?!


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