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Little Shop of Horrors Quotes

  • Audrey II: Oh, shit!


  • Seymour Krelborn: Here, maybe I can squeeze a little bit more out of this finger.
    Audrey II: More! More! More! More!
    Seymour Krelborn: There isn't any more! What do you want me to do, slit my wrists?


  • Mr. Mushnik: Listen Seymour. Just because you put a strange and interesting plant in the window doesn't mean that it'll bring customers!
    1st Customer: (Opens door) Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice that strange and interesting plant in the window!
    1st Customer: [opens door] Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice that strange and interesting plant in the window!


  • Audrey: I don't believe this.
    Audrey II: Believe it, baby, it talks.
    Audrey: Am I dreaming this?
    Audrey II: No, and you ain't in Kansas, neather.


  • Orin Scrivello D.D.S.: What did I ever do to you?
    Seymour Krelborn: Nothing. It's what you did to her.
    Orin Scrivello D.D.S.: Her who?
    Seymour Krelborn: . . . . .
    Seymour Krelborn: ...
    Orin Scrivello D.D.S.: Oh, her.


  • Seymour Krelborn: Look, you're a plant, an inanimate object.
    Audrey II: *pulls Seymour closer* Does this look inanimate to you, punk? If I can talk, and I can move, whose to say I can't anyhing I want?


  • Orin Scrivello D.D.S.: Aw shut up!Open Wide! Here I come!
    Orin Scrivello D.D.S.: Aw shut up! Open wide! Here I come!


  • Audrey II: I'm just a mean green mother from outer space and I'm bad!


  • Audrey II: If you wanna be profound And you really gotta justify, Take a breath and look around, A lot of folks deserve to die!
    Audrey II: [singing] If you wanna be profound, if you really gotta justify, take a breath and look around, a lot of folks deserve to die!


  • Seymour Krelborn: That's it, after tomorrow we can leave together!
    Audrey: Togetha'?
    Seymour Krelborn: If you'l have me...Audrey, will you have me?
    Audrey: Whaddya mean?
    Seymour Krelborn: ....Marry me, Audrey!
    Audrey: Oh, Seymour, this is so sudden!
    Seymour Krelborn: Well, will ya?
    Audrey: ....Sure.
    Seymour Krelborn: Then that's it! We'll go get married right now. Tomorrow Ill be on TV, get the money, and then we'll live happily ever after. Oh, Audrey, I'll give you a wonderful life, with no plants, I promise--no plants at all!
    Audrey: You're talkin peculiar again...
    Seymour Krelborn: We'll start tonight. We'll go to City Hall, get married, and spend the night somewhere safe, some nice hotel.
    Audrey: Oh, Seymour!
    Seymour Krelborn: Oh, Audrey....
    Audrey: Oh, I gotta get ready!
    Seymour Krelborn: Hurry, hurry!


  • Seymour Krelborn: ....We started doing business, and you liked me, and--
    Seymour Krelborn: We started doing business, and making money and you liked me.
    Audrey: Seymour! You really think I liked you because a' that? I liked you from the day I came to work here!
    Audrey: Do you really think I liked you because of that? I liked you from the day I came to work here!
    Seymour Krelborn: You mean....you'd still like me even if I was poor again?
    Seymour Krelborn: You mean....you'd still like me even if I was wasn't famous?
    Audrey: I'd still love you. All I ever wanted was you....and a sweet little house.
    Audrey: I'd still love you. Seymour.
    Seymour Krelborn: Really?
    Audrey: All I ever wanted was you....and a sweet little house.


  • Orin Scrivello D.D.S.: *yells* Is somebody talkin' to you?!
    Orin Scrivello D.D.S.: [yells] Is somebody talking to you?!
    Audrey: *says nervously* Oh, no....excuse me.
    Audrey: [says nervously] Oh, no...excuse me.
    Orin Scrivello D.D.S.: Excuse me what?!!
    Orin Scrivello D.D.S.: Excuse me what?!
    Audrey: Excuse me.....docta'.
    Audrey: Excuse me.....doctor.


  • Audrey II: I'm a mean green mother from outer space and I'm BAD!!


  • Seymour Krelborn: That guy sure looks like plant food ta' me!


  • Orin Scrivello D.D.S.: Your gonna be a Dentist!!


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