The Longest Yard Reviews
February 10, 2020
The Longest Yard" somehow became an iconic sports comedy without being particularly funny or containing any compelling football.
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| Original Score: 3/5
October 11, 2007
Pardon me if I wasn't blown away by all its simplistic machinations and lighthearted appeal to one's baser instincts.
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| Original Score: C+
June 2, 2005
The film drags until it reaches the climactic football game, and the contest itself doesn't justify the two-hour run.
Original Score: C+
May 28, 2005
That The Longest Yard is considered something of a classic is baffling...
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| Original Score: 2/4
May 9, 2005
Though The Yard is a terrible picture, I'll admit to having unwillingly enjoyed some of the football practice and parts of the final game -- even though it's much too long.
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| Original Score: 1.5/5
July 31, 2002
...gives us a glance of Reynolds when he still had potential, before he totally gave himself over to grin and giggle junk.
Original Score: C
April 11, 2001
It captures a genuine feeling of competition, even if the premise is more than a little preposterous.
Original Score: 68/100