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Road House Quotes

  • Dr. Elizabeth "Doc" Clay: You know, for that line of work I thought you'd be bigger.


  • Morgan: You know, I heard you had balls big enough to come in a dump truck, but you don't look like much to me.


  • Wade Garrett: You got a skinny little runt named Dalton working here?


  • Wade Garrett: A man puts a gun in yer face, you got two choices - stand there 'n die or kill the motherfucker!


  • Tilghman: It's a good night. Nobody died.
    Dalton: It'll get worse before it gets better.


  • Dalton: You're too stupid to have a good time.


  • Dalton: You play pretty good for a blind boy.


  • Tilghman: I thought you'd be bigger.


  • Wade Garrett: I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead.


  • Steve: Being called a cocksucker isn't personal?
    Dalton: No. It's two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response.
    Steve: What if somebody calls my mama a whore?
    Dalton: Is she?


  • Dalton: I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice.


  • Dalton: If somebody gets in your face and calls you a cocksucker, I want you to be nice. Ask him to walk. Be nice. If he won't walk, walk him. But be nice. If you can't walk him, one of the others will help you, and you'll both be nice. I want you to remember that it's a job. It's nothing personal.


  • Dalton: People who really want to have a good time won't come to a slaughterhouse. And we've got entirely too many troublemakers here. Too many 40-year-old adolescents, felons, power drinkers and trustees of modern chemistry.


  • Jimmy: Prepare to die
    Dalton: You are such an asshole.


  • Dalton: Take the biggest guy in the world, shatter his knee and he'll drop like a stone.


  • Dalton: All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice.


  • Wade Garrett: The Double Douche!


  • Jimmy: I used to fuck guys like you in prison.


  • Tinker: A polar bear fell on me.


  • Dr. Elizabeth "Doc" Clay: Do you always carry your medical record around with you?


  • Red Webster: How long are you gonna be in town?
    Dalton: Not very long.
    Red Webster: That's what I said 25 years ago.
    Dalton: Really? What happened?
    Red Webster: I got married to an ugly woman. Don't ever do that. It just takes the energy right out of you. She left me, though. Found somebody even uglier than she was. That's life. Who can explain it?


  • Dalton: Nobody ever wins a fight.


  • Emmet: Calling me sir is like putting an elevator in an outhouse. It don't belong.


  • Wade Garrett: That gal's got entirely too many brains to have an ass like that.


  • Wade Garrett: This place has a sign hangin' over the urinal that says, "Don't eat the big white mint".


  • Brad Wesley: You lost your faith Strodenmire. That's what it is! Made you an Abussa!


  • Dalton: "It's my way, or the highway."
    Dalton: It's my way, or the highway.


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