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Tarzan, the Ape Man Reviews

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Tony Medley
October 27, 2005
Lots of untittilating nudity
| Original Score: 3/5
Edward Margulies
November 6, 2001
"Produced" by Bo and "directed and photographed" by John, Tarzan reduced Edgar Rice Burrough's far-from-classic work to the level of a magazine spread on a Playboy bunny in the, er, bush.
John A. Nesbit
Old School Reviews
August 12, 2013
worst film ever
Full Review | Original Score: F

TV Guide
August 4, 2009
Painfully dull.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4
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Variety Staff
March 26, 2009
This opus will disappoint both Tarzan fans and Bo admirers.
Chuck O'Leary
May 7, 2007
Read More | Original Score: 0/5
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Time Out
June 24, 2006
Judging by the amount of time everybody spends swimming, the African jungle resembles Hornsey Baths filled with oversized pot plants.
Emanuel Levy
June 30, 2005
Read More | Original Score: 1/5
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Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times
October 23, 2004
Of course it's completely ridiculous, but at the same time it has a certain disarming charm.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
Steve Crum
Kansas City Kansan
October 19, 2004
Truly forgettable, except for Bo's booty
Read More | Original Score: 1/5
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Vincent Canby
New York Times
August 30, 2004
To describe the film as inept would be to miss the point, which is to present Mrs. Derek in as many different poses, nude and seminude, as there are days of the year, all in something less than two hours.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
John J. Puccio
Movie Metropolis
July 4, 2004
Silliness abounds, so much so that the picture comes off closer to a comedy than the romantic action-adventure it was meant to be.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/10
Matt Brunson
Creative Loafing
June 16, 2004
This cinematic atrocity truly is one of the all-time worsts.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Christopher Null
June 3, 2004
not even funny as modern irony
| Original Score: 1/5
Ken Hanke
Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)
February 5, 2003
Nice to look at, but dear Lord...
| Original Score: 2/5
Robert Roten
Laramie Movie Scope
September 22, 2002
| Original Score: 0/5
James Sanford
Kalamazoo Gazette
August 4, 2002
about as erotic as a Shirley Temple musical
| Original Score: 0/5
Jeffrey Westhoff
Northwest Herald (Crystal Lake, IL)
July 26, 2002
| Original Score: 0/5
Scott Weinberg
July 25, 2002
| Original Score: 1/5
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