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Tarzan, the Ape Man Reviews

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Tony Medley
tonymedley.com

Lots of untittilating nudity

| Original Score: 3/5

October 27, 2005
Edward Margulies
Movieline

"Produced" by Bo and "directed and photographed" by John, Tarzan reduced Edgar Rice Burrough's far-from-classic work to the level of a magazine spread on a Playboy bunny in the, er, bush.

Full Review Source: Movieline

November 6, 2001
John A. Nesbit
Old School Reviews

worst film ever

Full Review Source: Old School Reviews | Original Score: F

August 12, 2013

TV Guide's Movie Guide

Painfully dull.

Full Review Source: TV Guide's Movie Guide | Original Score: 0/4

August 4, 2009
Variety Staff
Variety
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This opus will disappoint both Tarzan fans and Bo admirers.

Full Review Source: Variety

March 26, 2009
Chuck O'Leary
FulvueDrive-in.com

| Original Score: 0/5

May 7, 2007

Time Out
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Judging by the amount of time everybody spends swimming, the African jungle resembles Hornsey Baths filled with oversized pot plants.

Full Review Source: Time Out

June 24, 2006
Emanuel Levy
EmanuelLevy.Com

| Original Score: 1/5

June 30, 2005
Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times
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Of course it's completely ridiculous, but at the same time it has a certain disarming charm.

Full Review Source: Chicago Sun-Times | Original Score: 2.5/4

October 23, 2004
Steve Crum
Kansas City Kansan

Truly forgettable, except for Bo's booty

| Original Score: 1/5

October 19, 2004
Vincent Canby
New York Times
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To describe the film as inept would be to miss the point, which is to present Mrs. Derek in as many different poses, nude and seminude, as there are days of the year, all in something less than two hours.

Full Review Source: New York Times | Original Score: 2/5

August 30, 2004
John J. Puccio
Movie Metropolis

Silliness abounds, so much so that the picture comes off closer to a comedy than the romantic action-adventure it was meant to be.

Full Review Source: Movie Metropolis | Original Score: 3/10

July 4, 2004
Matt Brunson
Creative Loafing

This cinematic atrocity truly is one of the all-time worsts.

Full Review Source: Creative Loafing | Original Score: 1/4

June 16, 2004
Christopher Null
Filmcritic.com

not even funny as modern irony

Full Review Source: Filmcritic.com | Original Score: 1/5

June 3, 2004
Ken Hanke
Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)

Nice to look at, but dear Lord...

| Original Score: 2/5

February 5, 2003
Robert Roten
Laramie Movie Scope

| Original Score: 0/5

September 22, 2002
James Sanford
Kalamazoo Gazette

about as erotic as a Shirley Temple musical

| Original Score: 0/5

August 4, 2002
Jeffrey Westhoff
Northwest Herald (Crystal Lake, IL)

| Original Score: 0/5

July 26, 2002
Scott Weinberg
eFilmCritic.com

| Original Score: 1/5

July 25, 2002
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