• PG, 1 hr. 55 min.
  • Western, Comedy
  • Directed By:
    John Landis
    In Theaters:
    Dec 12, 1986 Wide
    On DVD:
    Nov 23, 1999
  • HBO Video

Three Amigos! Quotes

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    1. Lucky Day: We have a plan.
    2. Carmen: Yes, what is it??
    3. Lucky Day: First we break into El Guapo's fortress.
    4. Carmen: And that you've done, now what?
    5. Lucky Day: ...well we didn't really expect the first part of the plan to work so we really didn't think much about what we were going to do next. You really can't overplan these things.
    – Submitted by Charles R (6 months ago)
    1. Ned Nederlander: Chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip... LONNEEEEEEEE! [fires pistol]
    2. Lucky Day: Farley-farley-farley-farley-farley-farley... Hafurrrrrrr... [fires pistol]
    3. Dusty Bottoms: Kinut, hoooooola widdle! Tas, habble... sohn. [accidentally shoots the Invisible Swordsman]
    4. Lucky Day: Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
    5. Ned Nederlander: [runs over to check] He's dead, all right.
    6. Dusty Bottoms: How was I supposed to know where he was?
    7. Lucky Day: You were supposed to fire up. *We* both fired *up*. [aside] It's like living with a six-year old.
    – Submitted by Francis L (2 years ago)
    1. Rosita: I was thinking later, you could kiss me on the veranda.
    2. Dusty Bottoms: Lips would be fine.
    – Submitted by Francis L (2 years ago)

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