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Three Amigos! Quotes

  • Dusty Bottoms: Looks like someone's been down here with the ugly stick.

  • Ned Nederlander: Dusty, how do you like your bat?
    Dusty Bottoms: Medium rare.

  • Ned Nederlander: Dusty, how do you like your bat?
    Dusty Bottoms: Medium rare.

  • El Guapo: Jefe, you do not understand women. You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you.
    Jefe: When do you think Carmen will 'open up her flower' to you?
    El Guapo: Tonight, or I will kill her.

  • Lucky Day: In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!

  • Lucky Day: Not so fast El Guapo! Or I'll pump you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil!
    El Guapo: What do you mean?
    Lucky Day: I don't know.
    Jefe: I think he means that if you...
    El Guapo: Shut up!

  • Juanita: Which one do you like?
    Carmen: The one that's not too smart.
    Juanita: Which one is that?

  • Lucky Day: We have a plan.
    Carmen: Yes, what is it??
    Lucky Day: First we break into El Guapo's fortress.
    Carmen: And that you've done, now what?
    Lucky Day: ...well we didn't really expect the first part of the plan to work so we really didn't think much about what we were going to do next. You really can't overplan these things.

  • Ned Nederlander: Chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip... LONNEEEEEEEE! [fires pistol]
    Lucky Day: Farley-farley-farley-farley-farley-farley... Hafurrrrrrr... [fires pistol]
    Dusty Bottoms: Kinut, hoooooola widdle! Tas, habble... sohn. [accidentally shoots the Invisible Swordsman]
    Lucky Day: Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
    Ned Nederlander: [runs over to check] He's dead, all right.
    Dusty Bottoms: How was I supposed to know where he was?
    Lucky Day: You were supposed to fire up. *We* both fired *up*. [aside] It's like living with a six-year old.

  • Rosita: I was thinking later, you could kiss me on the veranda.
    Dusty Bottoms: Lips would be fine.

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