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Twins Quotes

  • Julius Benedict: All theory, no practice. Story of my life.


  • Morris Klane: Uh oh, he's doing the funny talk again...


  • Julius Benedict: I was trying to distract him so you could escape.
    Vincent Benedict: I was already escaping! By the time you got here, I was already halfway to Brazil!
    Vincent Benedict: I was already escaping! By the time you got here, I was halfway to Brazil when I felt you.


  • Vincent Benedict: Yeah, tell your brother, that if he messes with me, he messes with my whole family!


  • Julius Benedict: You have no respect for logic. And I have no respect for people who have no respect for logic.


  • Julius Benedict: We're non-identical.
    Vincent Benedict: Oh yeah, 'cos as soon as I walked into this room, I felt like I was looking into a mirror.


  • Vincent Benedict: Holy smoly...now that's a guy with a LOT on his mind.


  • Julius Benedict: It wasn't his fault! The pavement was his enemy!


  • Julius Benedict: It wasn't his fault! The pavement was his enemy!


  • Vincent Benedict: You gotta talk through the phone bozo!


  • Julius Benedict: I have a brother?


  • Julius Benedict: I asked for Vincent Benedict.
    Visiting Room Guard: You got him.


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