Weird Science Quotes
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- Chet: You're stewed, buttwad!Wyatt: Me?Chet: Do you know what time it is?Chet: Uhh...Two?Chet: Time to pay the fiddler.‐ Submitted by Jeremy F (4 years ago)
- Lisa: You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals.
- Mutant Biker: Can we keep this... between us? I'd hate to lose my teaching job...
- Wyatt: A missile! A MISSILE! A MISSILE IN MY HOUSE, GARY!Max: [banging on it] Yup, this puppy's for real all right.Gary: It was an accident. You know it happens.Wyatt: ACCIDENT MY ASS, GARY! MY PARENTS ARE COMING HOME. CHET'S COMING HOME. THEY'RE GONNA FREAK OUT!Gary: They're gonna shit egg rolls.
- Lisa: If you ever get the chance, shower with them. I did. Mmm, it's a mindscrambler. Hurts so good.
- Chet Donnelly: I'm gonna tell Mom and Dad everything. I'm even considering makin' up some sh*t!"
- Gary: Didn't throw up? No? Maybe it was a dream then, you know... a very weird. .. bizarre... vivid... erotic... wet... detailed dream. Maybe we had malaria.
- Lisa: So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?