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  • Chet Donnelly: You stupid butt wad
    Chet Donnelly: You stupid butt wad.
    Chet: You're stewed, buttwad!
    Wyatt: Who me?
    Wyatt: Me?
    Chet Donnelly: Do you know what time it is?
    Chet: Do you know what time it is?
    Chet Donnelly: Uhh....2?
    Chet Donnelly: Uhh...2?
    Chet: Uhh...Two?
    Chet Donnelly: Time to pay the piper
    Chet Donnelly: Time to pay the piper.
    Chet: Time to pay the fiddler.


  • Lisa: You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals.


  • Mutant Biker: Can we keep this... between us? I'd hate to lose my teaching job...
    Mutant Biker: Can we keep this... between us? I'd hate to lose my teaching job...


  • Wyatt: A missile! A MISSILE! A MISSILE IN MY HOUSE, GARY!
    Max: [Banging on it] Yup, this puppy's for real all right.
    Max: [banging on it] Yup, this puppy's for real all right.
    Gary: It was an accident. You know it happens.
    Wyatt: ACCIDENT MY ASS, GARY! MY PARENTS ARE COMING HOME. CHET'S COMING HOME. THEY'RE GONNA FREAK OUT!
    Gary: They're gonna shit egg rolls.


  • Lisa: If you ever get the chance, shower with them. I did. Mmm, it's a mindscrambler. Hurts so good.


  • Chet Donnelly: I'm gonna tell Mom and Dad everything. I'm even considering makin' up some sh*t!"


  • Gary: Maybe it was a dream, you know, a very weird, bizarre, vivid, erotic, wet, detailed dream. Maybe we have malaria.
    Gary: Didn't throw up? No? Maybe it was a dream then, you know... a very weird. .. bizarre... vivid... erotic... wet... detailed dream. Maybe we had malaria.


  • Lisa: So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?


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