Oscar Quotes

  • Connie: Maybe it was a miracle. You know, like the loafs and the fishes.

  • Father Clemente: By the way, congratulations on your daughter marrying Bruce Underwood!
    Sofia Provolone: Umm I'm afraid there's been a change father she's now marrying a nice Italian boy, Anthony Rossano
    Father Clemente: that's all for the better! nothing but a BIG Italian wedding Anthony Rossano
    Angelo "Snaps" Provolone: Naw forget Anthony, she's not marrying him anymore
    Sofia Provolone: WHAT!!
    Father Clemente: Well that's a shame, but she's young, someday she'll find the right one
    Angelo "Snaps" Provolone: She's found the right one
    Sofia Provolone: WHO!!
    Angelo "Snaps" Provolone: DR. Poole
    Sofia Provolone: DR. POOLE?!!
    Dr. Thornton Poole: HELLO!!
    Angelo "Snaps" Provolone: Get back into the room!
    Father Clemente: looks like a nice young man
    Sofia Provolone: why is she marrying Dr. Poole, she barely knows him?
    Angelo "Snaps" Provolone: she barely knew the chofer too
    Sofia Provolone: Don't drag out Oscar in front of the father!
    Father Clemente: Who's Oscar?
    Sofia Provolone: Why isn't she marrying Anthony?!
    Angelo "Snaps" Provolone: Because Anthony is marrying Theresa
    Sofia Provolone: WHO"S THERESA?!!
    Angelo "Snaps" Provolone: Look, it's really very simple but i ain't got time to explain, I've got to call Nora
    Father Clemente: Whos Nora?
    Sofia Provolone: our maid
    Angelo "Snaps" Provolone: EX MAID!!
    Sofia Provolone: Now You fire the maid!!
    Angelo "Snaps" Provolone: no, she quit to marry Bruce Underwood!
    Sofia Provolone: when did that happen?!!
    Angelo "Snaps" Provolone: I DON"T KNOW!! Somewhere between my vest and my pants

  • Dr. Thornton Poole: no way
    Dr. Thornton Poole: No way.

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