Singles Quotes

  • Steve Dunne: My dad left home when I was eight. You know what he said to me? "Have fun, stay single." I was EIGHT.
    Steve Dunne: My dad left home when I was eight. You know what he said to me? 'Have fun, stay single.' I was EIGHT.


  • Cliff Poncier: (after Janet fakes a sneeze to get his attention) Hey, babe? Don't get me sick; I'm playing this weekend.
    Cliff Poncier: [after Janet fakes a sneeze to get his attention] Hey, babe? Don't get me sick; I'm playing this weekend.


  • Debbie Hunt: Desperation - it's the world's worst cologne.


  • Cliff Poncier: You know Janet, I see other people, right?


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