Aladdin Quotes

  • Jasmine: And when I'm queen, I'll have the power to get rid of you. [stomps away]
    Iago: [sounding exactly like Jasmine, mimicing her] I will have the power to get rid of you.


  • Aladdin: Genie, I need help!
    Genie: (imitating Jack Nicholson) Alright, sparky, here's the deal.
    Genie: If you wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a straight shooter, do ya got it?
    Aladdin: What?
    Genie: Tell her the TRUTH!!!


  • Aladdin (Singing Voice): Riffraff, street rat. I don't buy that. If only they'd look closer. Would they see a poor boy? No siree! They'd find out there's so much more to me.
    Aladdin: (sighs, no longer singing) Someday, Abu, things are gonna change. We'll be rich, live in a palace, and never have any problems at all.


  • Jasmine: Let him go!
    Razoul: (laughs) Looky here, men. A street mouse (throws here down)
    Jasmine: Unhand him! (pulls off the hood of her cloak)
    Jasmine: By order of the Princess.
    Razoul: (everyone falls silent and bows) Princess Jasmine!
    Aladdin: The Princess?
    Abu: (peaks out from a jar) The Princess?
    Razoul: What are you doing outside the palace? And with this street rat?
    Jasmine: That's not your concern. Do as I command. Release him!
    Razoul: Well, I would, Princess, except my orders come from Jafar. You'll have to take it up with him.
    Jasmine: Believe me, I will.


  • Sultan: (worried about Jasmine's refusal to choose a suitor) I don't know where she gets it from. Her mother wasn't nearly so picky.


  • Razoul: (to Aladdin) We just keep running into each other, don't we, street rat?


  • Abu: (waking Aladdin up after the old man throws them into a cave) Aladdin, wake up!


  • Iago: Look at this. I'm so ticked off that I'm molting.


  • Abu: Uh-Oh.


  • Aladdin: (picking up the lamp) This is it? This is what we came all the down here to.
    Aladdin: (sees Abu taking a ruby) Abu! No!


  • Genie: Oi! Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck.


  • Aladdin: (picking up the lamp) This is it? This is what we came all the way down here to.
    Aladdin: (sees Abu taking a ruby) Abu! No!


  • Jafar: (to Aladdin) How many times do I have to kill you, boy?


  • Abu: (waking Aladdin up after they fall down into a cave) Aladdin, wake up!


  • Genie: (holding Aladdin after getting out of the water) Don't you scare me like that?
    Genie: Don't you scare me like that?


  • Sultan: Prince Ali Ababwa! Of course I'm delighted to meet you.
    Sultan: (he shakes Aladdin's hand)
    Sultan: This is my royal vizier, Jafar. He's delighted, too.
    Jafar: (very dryly) Ecstatic.


  • Genie: (last lines after the credits) You have been a fabulous audience! Tell you what, you're the best audience in the whole world. Take care of yourselves! Good night, Alice! Good night, Agrabah! Adios, amigos!


  • Iago: Oh, boy. He's cracked. He's gone nuts. Jafar! Jafar, get a grip!
    Jafar: (grabs Iago by the throat)
    Iago: Ack! Good grip.


  • Sultan: (worried about Jasmine's refusal to choose a suitor) I don't know what she gets from. Her mother wasn't nearly so picky.


  • Razoul: (to Aladdin) We just keep running into each other, don't we, street rat?


  • Aladdin Singing: Let's not be too hasty!


  • Jasmine: Let him go.
    Razoul: (laughs) Well, looky here, men. A street mouse. (throws her down)
    Jasmine: Unhand him! (pulls off the hook of her cloak)
    Jasmine: By order of the princess.
    Razoul: (everyone falls silent and bows) Princess Jasmine.
    Aladdin: (peeks out from a jar) The princess?
    Razoul: What are you doing outside the palace? And with this street rat?
    Jasmine: That's not your concern. Do as I command. Release him.
    Razoul: Well, I would, princess, except my orders come from Jafar. You'll have to take it up with him.
    Genie: Believe me, I will.


  • Razoul: (to his subordinates) You idiots.
    Razoul: (louder) (to Abu) We've all got swords!


  • Aladdin: Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught.


  • Jafar: (disguised as a prisoner) You've heard of the golden rule, haven't you? Whoever has the gold makes the rules (smiles showing his hideous teeth)


  • Jafar: I think it's time to say goodbye to prince Abubu.


  • Aladdin Singing: Riffraff. Street Rat. I don't buy that! If only they'd look closer. Would they see a poor boy? No, sirree! They'd find out there's so much more to me!
    Aladdin: (sighs, no longer singing) Someday, Abu, things are gonna change. We'll be rich, live in a palace, and never have any problems at all


  • Genie: (last lines after the credits) You have a fabulous audience! Tell you what, you're the best audience in the whole world. Take care of yourselves! Good night, Alice! Good night, Agrabah! Adios, amigos!


  • Sultan: (worried about Jasmine's refusal to choose the suitor) I don't know where she gets it from. Her mother wasn't nearly so pickly.


  • Abu: (wakes Aladdin up after they fall down in the Cave of Wonders) Aladdin, wake up!


  • Abu: Uh-Oh.


  • Aladdin: (picking up the lamp) This is it? This is what we came all the way down here to.
    Aladdin: (sees Abu taking a ruby) Abu! No!


  • Aladdin: (whispers as he tells Abu to stay by the statue and is about to climb up the stairs to pick up the lamp in the Cave of Wonders) Wait here!


  • Jasmine: (talking to Jafar about Aladdin that has been taken to the dungeon from the market after running inside the palace) The guards took the boy from the market on your orders.


  • Razoul: Well, I would, Princess, except my orders from Jafar. You'll have to take it up with him.
    Jasmine: Believe me, I will.


  • Jasmine: Let him go.
    Razoul: (laughs) Well, looky here, men. A street mouse. (throws her down)
    Jasmine: Unhand him! (pulls off the hood of her cloak)
    Jasmine: By order of the Princess.
    Razoul: Princess Jasmine.
    Aladdin: The princess?
    Abu: (peaks out from a jar) The princess?
    Razoul: What are you doing outside the palace? And with this street rat?
    Jasmine: That's not your concern. Do as I command. Release him.


  • Razoul: (to Aladdin) We just keep running into each other, don't we, street rat?


  • Jafar: (to Aladdin) How many times do I have to kill you, boy?


  • Razoul: (to his subordinates) You idiots.
    Razoul: (talking to Abu) We've all got swords!


  • Jafar: You are late.


  • Jafar: (the genie holds the black lamp after Jafar pulls Iago in it) Get your blasted beak out of my face.
    Jafar: Get your blasted beak out of my face.
    Iago: Oh, shut up, you moron!
    Jafar: Don't tell ME to shut up!
    Jafar: Don't tell me to shut up!
    Genie: Allow me. Ten thousand years in the Cave of Wonders outta chill him out!
    Genie: (flicks them into the distance)


  • Razoul: (snatching Aladdin by the collar) Gotcha!
    Razoul: Gotcha!
    Aladdin: I'm in trouble.
    Razoul: And this time...


  • Aladdin: All this for a loaf of bread?


  • Aladdin: Do you trust me?
    Jasmine: What?
    Jasmine: Yes?
    Aladdin: (reaches Jasmine's hand as he gets her on the carpet to see the world)


  • Aladdin Singing: (sees the guards as he and Abu are about to jump out the window as they chase them) There goes/Better throw my hand/Wish me happy landin'/All I gotta go is jump!


  • Razoul: (yanks Aladdin) Gotcha!
    Aladdin: I'm in trouble.


  • Jasmine: (talking to Jafar about Aladdin that has been taken to the dungeon by the guards in the marketplace) The guards took the boy from the market on your orders.


  • Aladdin: (walks up to see the ladies) Morning, ladies!


  • Aladdin: (picks up the lamp after he walks up the stairs in the cave) This is it. This is we came here all the way down to...
    Aladdin: (sees Abu pick up the jewel from the statue as the cave is about to shake) Abu, no...


  • Aladdin: (whispers when he tells Abu to stay by the statue as he's about to walk up the stairs in the cave to get the lamp) Wait here?


  • Iago: (Jafar pulls him into a black lamp while Aladdin holds it) Come on, you're the genie, I don't wanna be in the lamp. I don't wanna be in the lamp. I hate, I hate lamps.


  • Abu: (wakes Aladdin up after an old man drops them back in a cave with the lamp) Aladdin, wake up!


  • Aladdin: Hey, if I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners
    Aladdin: Hey, if I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners.


  • Iago: Jeez, where'd ya dig this bozo up?
    Aladdin: (Extends his hand the same as before) Do you trust me?
    Aladdin: Do you trust me?
    Jasmine: (Gets a sly grin on her face) Yes.
    Jasmine: Yes.


  • Aladdin Singing: A whole new world.
    Singing Jasmine: A whole new world.
    Aladdin Singing: That's where we'll be.
    Singing Jasmine: That's where we'll be.
    Aladdin Singing: A thrilling chase.
    Singing Jasmine: A wondrous place.
    Aladdin Singing: (together) For you and me.
    Singing Jasmine: (together) For you and me.


  • Singing Jasmine: (together) I'll chase them anywhere, there's time to spare/Let me share this whole new world with you.
    Aladdin Singing: (together) I'll chase them anywhere, there's time to spare/Let me share this whole new world with you.


  • Aladdin Singing: A whole new world.
    Singing Jasmine: Every turn a surprise.
    Aladdin Singing: A new horizon to purse.
    Singing Jasmine: Every moment red letter.


  • Singing Jasmine: A whole new world.
    Aladdin Singing: Don't you dare close your eyes.
    Singing Jasmine: A hundred thousand things to see.
    Aladdin Singing: Hold your breath, it don't get better.
    Singing Jasmine: I'm like a shooting star, I've come so far, I can't go back to where I used to be.


  • Singing Jasmine: A whole new world/A dazzling place I never knew/But now from way up here, it's a crystal clear, and now I'm in a whole new world with you.
    Aladdin Singing: Now I'm in a whole new world with you.
    Singing Jasmine: Unbelievable sights/Indescribible feeling/Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling/Through the endless diamond sky.


  • Aladdin Singing: I can show you the world/Shining shimmering splendid/Tell me, princess, but, when did you last, let your heart decide.
    Aladdin Singing: I can open your eyes/Take you wonder by wonder/Over sideways and under, on a magic carpet ride.
    Aladdin Singing: A whole new world/A new fantastic point of view/No one to tell us no, or where to go, or say we're only dreaming.


  • Jasmine: (looks at Aladdin after she walks down the the magic carpet like a staircase as she stands on the balcony) Goodnight, my handsome prince.
    Jasmine: Goodnight, my handsome prince.
    Aladdin: Sleep well, princess.


  • Sultan: (sees Jasmine crying) Oh, dearest, what's wrong.
    Sultan: Oh, dearest, what's wrong.
    Jasmine: Jafar... has done something wrong.


  • Jasmine: (very upset about Aladdin that has been taken to the dungeon) It's all my fault, Rajah.
    Jasmine: It's all my fault, Rajah.


  • Jasmine: (To the guards) Believe me, I will...


  • Aladdin: I'm in trouble.


  • Aladdin: I'm not worthless, and I don't have any fleas.
    Aladdin: (sighs)
    Aladdin: Come on, Abu, let's go home.


  • Jafar: (the genie holds the black lamp at the balcony after Jafar pulls Iago in) Get your Blackhawk outta my face!
    Iago: Oh, shut up, you moron!
    Jafar: Don't tell me to shut up!


  • Genie: 10,000 years can give you such a crick in the neck.


  • Aladdin: Hey, look at that Abu. It's not often you see a horse with two rear ends.


  • Jafar: (as the genie holds the black lamp after Jafar pulls Iago in it) Get your blackwahk outta my face.
    Iago: Oh! shut up, you moron.
    Jafar: Don't tell me to shut up.


  • Jafar: Marry the shrew. I become Sultan. The idea has merit.


  • Sultan: Prince Ali Ababwa! Of course! I'm delighted to meet you! This is my royal vizier, Jafar. He's delighted, too.
    Jafar: [very dryly] Ecstatic. I am afraid, Prince Abubu~
    Jafar: Ecstatic. I am afraid, Prince Abubu.
    Aladdin: Ababwa.
    Jafar: Whatever.


  • Aladdin: Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake?
    Jafar: A snake, am I? Perhaps you'd like to see how ssssnake-like I can be!


  • Genie: It's all part of the whole genie gig: PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWER...itty bitty living space.
    Genie: It's all part of the whole genie gig: PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWER... itty bitty living space.
    Genie: PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS! [shrinks down inside the lamp] Itty-bitty living space!


  • Jasmine: I'll never marry you, Father, I chose Prince Ali.
    Jafar: Prince Ali left.
    Aladdin: Better check your crystal ball again, Jafar.


  • Genie: Excuse me. Are you looking at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? & all of a sudden you're gonna walk out on me? I don't think so. Not right now! You're getting your wishes, so SIT DOWN!


  • Genie: Where do you come from, what's your name?
    Aladdin: Aladdin.
    Genie: Aladdin, well Aladdin, nice to have you on the show. can we call you "Al" or maybe just "Din" or how about "Laddie"? That sounds like "Here, boy. Come on, Laddie"
    Genie: Aladdin, well Aladdin, nice to have you on the show. can we call you 'Al' or maybe just 'Din' or how about 'Laddie'? That sounds like 'Here, boy. Come on, Laddie'.
    Aladdin: I must've hit my head harder than I thought.


  • Genie: 3 wishes to be exact, and ix-nay on the wishing for more wishes. Three. Uno, Dos, Tres. No substitutions, extanges or refunds.
    Genie: Three wishes, to be exact. And ixnay on the wishing for more wishes. That's all. Three. Uno, dos, tres. No substitutions, exchanges or refunds.


  • Jasmine: The law is wrong!


  • Iago: [impersonating Jafar]: On a scale from one to ten, YOU are an ELEVEN!


  • Genie: QUICK! Try something outrageous! Wish for denial!
    Aladdin: Uhh... I wish for denial.
    Genie: NO WAY!!
    Genie: NO WAY!


  • Iago: Oh, there's a big surprise! I think I'm... ooh... I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from NOT surprise!


  • Genie: (sarcastically)Jafar, Jafar. He's our man...if he can't do it, GREAT!
    Genie: [sarcastically Jafar, Jafar. He's our man...if he can't do it, GREAT!


  • Genie: So move.
    Genie: That's a good move. (impersonating Rodney Dangerfield): I can't believe it, I'm losing to a rug.


  • Jasmine: I choose you, Aladdin.


  • Aladdin: Do you trust me?


  • Aladdin: Princess Jasmine, you are very...
    Genie: (whispers) Wonderful. Magnificent. Punctual.
    Genie: [whispers] Wonderful. Magnificent. Punctual.
    Aladdin: Punctual.
    Jasmine: What?
    Genie: (whispers) Sorry.
    Genie: [whispers] Sorry.
    Aladdin: Beautiful.
    Genie: Nice recovery.


  • Genie: A woman appreciates a man who can make her laugh.


  • Genie: (last lines) Made you look?.
    Genie: [last lines] Made you look.


  • Genie: Excuse me? Ch, are you looking at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden you walk out on me? I don't think so. Not right now. You are getting your wishes, so SIT DOWN!!!!!
    Genie: Excuse me? Are you looking at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden you walk out on me? I don't think so. Not right now. You are getting your wishes, so sit down!


  • Genie: ALA!! Hail the conquering hero!(Plays drums, horns, and accordion magically and happily, sees Aladdin depressed, then stops playing, rubs his head) Aladdin (Puts fingers together, like on TV), you just won the heart of the Princess. What are you going to do next?
    Genie: Ala! Hail the conquering hero! [plays drums, horns, and accordion magically and happily, sees Aladdin depressed, then stops playing, rubs his head] Aladdin [puts fingers together, like on TV] you just won the heart of the Princess. What are you going to do next?
    Aladdin: (Collapses on big pillow, sighs when collapsed)
    Aladdin: [collapses on big pillow, sighs when collapsed]
    Genie: (Whispers) Hey, your line is, I'm going to free the Genie. Anytime.
    Genie: [whispers] Hey, your line is, I'm going to free the Genie. Anytime.
    Aladdin: Genie, I can't.
    Genie: Sure you can. You just go,"Genie, I wish you free!"
    Genie: Sure you can. You just go,'Genie, I wish you free!'
    Aladdin: I'm serious!


  • Genie: Rule number one: I can't kill anybody. (Cuts his head magically) So don't ask. (Puts head back on magically) Rule number two: I can't make anybody fall in love with anyone else. (Kisses Aladdin on cheek) You little, put 'em there. Rule number three!: (Turns green) I can't bring people back from the dead... it's not a pretty picture. I don't like doing it! Other than that, you got it!
    Genie: [normally] Uh, rule #1, I can't kill anybody. [cuts his head off]
    Genie: So don't ask. A-rule #2! [fixes his head]
    Genie: I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else. [smooches Aladdin]
    Genie: You little punim there. RULE #3! [turns into a slimy Genie, and imitating Peter Lorre]
    Genie: I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. I DON'T LIKE DOING IT! [he returns to normal]
    Genie: Other than that, you got it!


  • Genie: (While playing chess with Carpet) So move! Hey. That's a good move. I can't believe it. I'm losing to a rug.
    Genie: So move... [Carpet takes his Queen and knocks Genie's king off the board] Hey.. that's a good move... [leans up and looks to camera, eyes going out of focus and a necktie appearing around him in an obvious spoof, he rings it as he says] I can't believe it, I'm losing to a rug.
    Genie: So move... [Carpet takes his Queen and knocks Genie's king off the board] Hey, that's a good move... [leans up and looks to camera, eyes going out of focus and a necktie appearing around him in an obvious spoof, he rings it as he says] I can't believe it, I'm losing to a rug.


  • Genie: Dost mine ears deceive me? Three? You are down by one, boy!
    Genie: Dost mine ears deceive me? 'Three?' You are down by one, boy!
    Aladdin: No,no. I didn't actually wish to get out of the cave. You did that on your own.
    Aladdin: Ah, no, I never actually wished to get out of the cave. Heh. You did that on your own. [the Genie's mouth drops]
    Genie: Well I feel sheepish. (Sheep voice) Alright, you baaaaaaad boy, but no more free-bees!
    Genie: Oh. Well I feel sheepish. [turns into a sheep] All right, you baaaaaad boy. But no more freebies.


  • Genie: [conjures up a chalkboard, pointing to each word as he says it] Tell-her-the-TRUTH!


  • Genie: (singing) You ain't never had a friend like me?. Ha!.
    Genie: [singing] You ain't never had a friend like me. Ha ha ha.


  • Aladdin Singing: A whole new world?.
    Aladdin Singing: A whole new world?
    Singing Jasmine: A whole new life?.
    Singing Jasmine: A whole new life?
    Aladdin Singing: (together) For you and me?.
    Aladdin Singing: [together] For you and me?
    Singing Jasmine: (together) For you and me?.
    Singing Jasmine: [together] For you and me?


  • Genie: Rick and rock and rake, stick that sword into that snake!
    Genie: [turns into a cheerleader] Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, rake. Stick that sword into that snake!
    Jafar: You stay out of this!
    Jafar: You stay out of thissss!
    Genie: Jafar, Jafar, he's our man. If he can't do it, GREAT!!!!!!!!!
    Genie: [Weakly] Jafar, Jafar, he's our man. If he can't do it, GREAT!


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