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  • Iago: Look at this. I'm so ticked off that I'm molting.


  • Abu: Uh-Oh.


  • Genie: Oi! Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck.


  • Genie: (holding Aladdin after getting out of the water) Don't you scare me like that?
    Genie: Don't you scare me like that?


  • Aladdin Singing: Let's not be too hasty!


  • Aladdin: Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught.


  • Jafar: I think it's time to say goodbye to prince Abubu.


  • Razoul: Well, I would, Princess, except my orders from Jafar. You'll have to take it up with him.
    Jasmine: Believe me, I will.


  • Jafar: You are late.


  • Jafar: (the genie holds the black lamp after Jafar pulls Iago in it) Get your blasted beak out of my face.
    Jafar: Get your blasted beak out of my face.
    Iago: Oh, shut up, you moron!
    Jafar: Don't tell ME to shut up!
    Jafar: Don't tell me to shut up!
    Genie: Allow me. Ten thousand years in the Cave of Wonders outta chill him out!
    Genie: (flicks them into the distance)


  • Razoul: (snatching Aladdin by the collar) Gotcha!
    Razoul: Gotcha!
    Aladdin: I'm in trouble.
    Razoul: And this time...


  • Aladdin: All this for a loaf of bread?


  • Aladdin: Hey, if I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners
    Aladdin: Hey, if I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners.


  • Iago: Jeez, where'd ya dig this bozo up?
    Aladdin: (Extends his hand the same as before) Do you trust me?
    Aladdin: Do you trust me?
    Jasmine: (Gets a sly grin on her face) Yes.
    Jasmine: Yes.


  • Jasmine: (looks at Aladdin after she walks down the the magic carpet like a staircase as she stands on the balcony) Goodnight, my handsome prince.
    Jasmine: Goodnight, my handsome prince.
    Aladdin: Sleep well, princess.


  • Sultan: (sees Jasmine crying) Oh, dearest, what's wrong.
    Sultan: Oh, dearest, what's wrong.
    Jasmine: Jafar... has done something wrong.


  • Jasmine: (very upset about Aladdin that has been taken to the dungeon) It's all my fault, Rajah.
    Jasmine: It's all my fault, Rajah.


  • Aladdin: I'm in trouble.


  • Genie: 10,000 years can give you such a crick in the neck.


  • Aladdin: Hey, look at that Abu. It's not often you see a horse with two rear ends.


  • Jafar: Marry the shrew. I become Sultan. The idea has merit.


  • Sultan: Prince Ali Ababwa! Of course! I'm delighted to meet you! This is my royal vizier, Jafar. He's delighted, too.
    Jafar: [very dryly] Ecstatic. I am afraid, Prince Abubu~
    Jafar: Ecstatic. I am afraid, Prince Abubu.
    Aladdin: Ababwa.
    Jafar: Whatever.


  • Genie: It's all part of the whole genie gig: PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWER...itty bitty living space.
    Genie: It's all part of the whole genie gig: PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWER... itty bitty living space.
    Genie: PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS! [shrinks down inside the lamp] Itty-bitty living space!


  • Jasmine: I'll never marry you, Father, I chose Prince Ali.
    Jafar: Prince Ali left.
    Aladdin: Better check your crystal ball again, Jafar.


  • Genie: Excuse me. Are you looking at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? & all of a sudden you're gonna walk out on me? I don't think so. Not right now! You're getting your wishes, so SIT DOWN!


  • Genie: Where do you come from, what's your name?
    Aladdin: Aladdin.
    Genie: Aladdin, well Aladdin, nice to have you on the show. can we call you "Al" or maybe just "Din" or how about "Laddie"? That sounds like "Here, boy. Come on, Laddie"
    Genie: Aladdin, well Aladdin, nice to have you on the show. can we call you 'Al' or maybe just 'Din' or how about 'Laddie'? That sounds like 'Here, boy. Come on, Laddie'.
    Aladdin: I must've hit my head harder than I thought.


  • Genie: 3 wishes to be exact, and ix-nay on the wishing for more wishes. Three. Uno, Dos, Tres. No substitutions, extanges or refunds.
    Genie: Three wishes, to be exact. And ixnay on the wishing for more wishes. That's all. Three. Uno, dos, tres. No substitutions, exchanges or refunds.


  • Jasmine: The law is wrong!


  • Iago: [impersonating Jafar]: On a scale from one to ten, YOU are an ELEVEN!


  • Genie: QUICK! Try something outrageous! Wish for denial!
    Genie: QUICK! Try something outrageous! Wish for the Nile!
    Aladdin: Uhh... I wish for denial.
    Aladdin: Uhh... I wish for the Nile.
    Genie: NO WAY!!
    Genie: NO WAY!


  • Iago: Oh, there's a big surprise! I think I'm... ooh... I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from NOT surprise!


  • Genie: (sarcastically)Jafar, Jafar. He's our man...if he can't do it, GREAT!
    Genie: [sarcastically Jafar, Jafar. He's our man...if he can't do it, GREAT!


  • Genie: So move.
    Genie: That's a good move. (impersonating Rodney Dangerfield): I can't believe it, I'm losing to a rug.


  • Jasmine: I choose you, Aladdin.


  • Aladdin: Do you trust me?


  • Aladdin: Princess Jasmine, you are very...
    Genie: (whispers) Wonderful. Magnificent. Punctual.
    Genie: [whispers] Wonderful. Magnificent. Punctual.
    Aladdin: Punctual.
    Jasmine: What?
    Genie: (whispers) Sorry.
    Genie: [whispers] Sorry.
    Aladdin: Beautiful.
    Genie: Nice recovery.


  • Genie: A woman appreciates a man who can make her laugh.


  • Genie: (last lines) Made you look?.
    Genie: [last lines] Made you look.


  • Genie: Excuse me? Ch, are you looking at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden you walk out on me? I don't think so. Not right now. You are getting your wishes, so SIT DOWN!!!!!
    Genie: Excuse me? Are you looking at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden you walk out on me? I don't think so. Not right now. You are getting your wishes, so sit down!


  • Genie: ALA!! Hail the conquering hero!(Plays drums, horns, and accordion magically and happily, sees Aladdin depressed, then stops playing, rubs his head) Aladdin (Puts fingers together, like on TV), you just won the heart of the Princess. What are you going to do next?
    Genie: Ala! Hail the conquering hero! [plays drums, horns, and accordion magically and happily, sees Aladdin depressed, then stops playing, rubs his head] Aladdin [puts fingers together, like on TV] you just won the heart of the Princess. What are you going to do next?
    Aladdin: (Collapses on big pillow, sighs when collapsed)
    Aladdin: [collapses on big pillow, sighs when collapsed]
    Genie: (Whispers) Hey, your line is, I'm going to free the Genie. Anytime.
    Genie: [whispers] Hey, your line is, I'm going to free the Genie. Anytime.
    Aladdin: Genie, I can't.
    Genie: Sure you can. You just go,"Genie, I wish you free!"
    Genie: Sure you can. You just go,'Genie, I wish you free!'
    Aladdin: I'm serious!


  • Genie: Rule number one: I can't kill anybody. (Cuts his head magically) So don't ask. (Puts head back on magically) Rule number two: I can't make anybody fall in love with anyone else. (Kisses Aladdin on cheek) You little, put 'em there. Rule number three!: (Turns green) I can't bring people back from the dead... it's not a pretty picture. I don't like doing it! Other than that, you got it!
    Genie: [normally] Uh, rule #1, I can't kill anybody. [cuts his head off]
    Genie: So don't ask. A-rule #2! [fixes his head]
    Genie: I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else. [smooches Aladdin]
    Genie: You little punim there. RULE #3! [turns into a slimy Genie, and imitating Peter Lorre]
    Genie: I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. I DON'T LIKE DOING IT! [he returns to normal]
    Genie: Other than that, you got it!


  • Genie: (While playing chess with Carpet) So move! Hey. That's a good move. I can't believe it. I'm losing to a rug.
    Genie: So move... [Carpet takes his Queen and knocks Genie's king off the board] Hey.. that's a good move... [leans up and looks to camera, eyes going out of focus and a necktie appearing around him in an obvious spoof, he rings it as he says] I can't believe it, I'm losing to a rug.
    Genie: So move... [Carpet takes his Queen and knocks Genie's king off the board] Hey, that's a good move... [leans up and looks to camera, eyes going out of focus and a necktie appearing around him in an obvious spoof, he rings it as he says] I can't believe it, I'm losing to a rug.


  • Genie: Dost mine ears deceive me? Three? You are down by one, boy!
    Genie: Dost mine ears deceive me? 'Three?' You are down by one, boy!
    Aladdin: No,no. I didn't actually wish to get out of the cave. You did that on your own.
    Aladdin: Ah, no, I never actually wished to get out of the cave. Heh. You did that on your own. [the Genie's mouth drops]
    Genie: Well I feel sheepish. (Sheep voice) Alright, you baaaaaaad boy, but no more free-bees!
    Genie: Oh. Well I feel sheepish. [turns into a sheep] All right, you baaaaaad boy. But no more freebies.


  • Genie: [conjures up a chalkboard, pointing to each word as he says it] Tell-her-the-TRUTH!


  • Genie: (singing) You ain't never had a friend like me?. Ha!.
    Genie: [singing] You ain't never had a friend like me. Ha ha ha.


  • Aladdin Singing: A whole new world?.
    Aladdin Singing: A whole new world?
    Singing Jasmine: A whole new life?.
    Singing Jasmine: A whole new life?
    Aladdin Singing: (together) For you and me?.
    Aladdin Singing: [together] For you and me?
    Singing Jasmine: (together) For you and me?.
    Singing Jasmine: [together] For you and me?


  • Genie: Rick and rock and rake, stick that sword into that snake!
    Genie: [turns into a cheerleader] Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, rake. Stick that sword into that snake!
    Jafar: You stay out of this!
    Jafar: You stay out of thissss!
    Genie: Jafar, Jafar, he's our man. If he can't do it, GREAT!!!!!!!!!
    Genie: [Weakly] Jafar, Jafar, he's our man. If he can't do it, GREAT!


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