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March 31, 2018
Good enough for kids who want to see a decent saber fight.
February 25, 2018
So they don't have French accents but then they're not speaking what's the point? It's fun. Good guys vs. bad guys. Tim Curry is the best hamming it up as the bad old Cardinal. Likewise Oliver Platt steals the show as the charismatic Porthos. Good story, colorful characters, beautiful sets, fun action, and an excellent soundtrack from the late, great Michael Kamen.
January 23, 2018
Wow. This is...way more problematic than I realized as a kid. The cast is solid (I mean, how can you beat Tim Curry? And that Rochefort guy?) and some of the lines are good ("Dead...they're all dead!" "Not all of us!") but it's just way less enjoyable as an adult than it was when I was a kid.
September 8, 2017
Pretty good, despite Sheen. I adore Oliver Platt. Gabrielle Anwar is a treat anytime she's on screen.
½ July 17, 2017
A familiar tale told in a grounded, stylish and darker manner, but somehow it ends up being slow paced, dull and forgettable.
June 22, 2017
It's cheesy, poorly cast, and with terrible jokes, but it does have some fun reflecting exactly what the early 90's were all about, big hair and Bryan Adams.
May 4, 2017
An OK adventure movie, but I expected more from Disney. It is kind of dull and the casting is bizarre. The storytelling doesn't really do justice to the classic novel. (First and only full viewing - 9/28/2010)
½ February 16, 2017
Blast from the past.
January 21, 2017
This movie was great. The cast was good, there was good action. It was funny and entertaining. The plot was well done.
November 13, 2016
Very bad acting. Disappointing from this cast.
½ October 22, 2016
It's enjoyably stupid.
September 28, 2016
Such a great classic with Charlie~ :3
February 8, 2016
if you are expecting a faithful adaptation of the Dumas story, then you will be sorely disappointed. however, if you are in the mood for a no nonsense popcorn movie, then this is fantastic. a predecessor to the current Pirates of the Caribbean films.
½ December 6, 2015
Light, charming, funny, and entertaining.
September 17, 2015
To me this is an underrated early '90s gem. Yes it's PG which limits it's violence but you've got to appreciate the cast of Sheen, Oliver Platt, Kiefer, and especially Tim Curry as the evil Cardinal Richeliu. I was never a big Chris O'Donnell fan (Scent of a Woman notwithstanding), but even his goofy ass is tolerable here. Lose a star for the Bryan Adams theme song but Rebecca De Mornay balances that out. Good stuff here people if you haven't seen this movie in awhile.
August 5, 2015
I can't separate my nostalgic feelings for this film from its actual cinematic value. I was 10 years old when this was released and Chris O'Donnell is the first person I remember fangirling over. The moment I saw him I was besotted. So between him, Oliver Platt's incredibly charming delivery, Kiefer and Charlie at their broodiest (by Disney standards) and Tim Curry as snarlingly corrupt Cardinal Richelieu, it's difficult to watch this with any sort of un-biased eye. And don't get me started on the Sting, Rod Stewart, Bryan Adams triple-threat theme song
May 23, 2015
Just from the title alone, one knows it is a light comedy farce where the main characters will never get hurt, even if shot right in the face. People who goes for this genre usually just wants to kill 90 minutes and stop thinking too much. This movie certainly serves it purpose. Never in the film's history is there an actor who shows so much reluctance as Charlie Sheen. His enthusiasm is as lively as a fossil.
½ May 14, 2015
Las películas de aventuras y acción noventeras no siempre eran tan geniales como nos gustaría recordad. De hecho algunas no lo fueron ni en el momento y este es el caso de estos Tres Mosqueteros.

Con un reparto estelar para la época, la cinta se va "cagando" literalmente en la obra original con unas interpretaciones que dan vergüenza ajena y un guión que es un despropósito.

Súmale además una realización bastante pobre, salvo quizás en lo que a diseño de producción y vestuario se refiere...

...y sin embargo es una de esta películas que puedes ver para pasar el rato sin tener que avergonzarte demasiado.

Eso sí, antes que esta, un millón de veces la Robin Hood de Kevin Costner.
Super Reviewer
April 13, 2015
Yes that's actually the abbreviation for the country of Austria you see above there, this movie was a collaboration between the US and Austria curiously enough. This was an extremely loose adaptation of the famous Dumas novel which has of course been adapted many many times now. In fact the reason this was so loose was mainly because it was following hot on the heels of the successful Kevin Costner movie 'Robin Hood Prince of Thieves'. It was (I believe) Disney's first rock n roll historical family flick with a made to measure hit rock song as the main theme to really lure in the young teenyboppers...and women.

Everything about this production was a big pre-planned, hopeful franchise and merchandise spewing machine, that might not sound too surprising these days but back in the early 90's it was. Movies weren't really handled like that back then, like they are now, but the wham-bam in your face, rock n roll, romance rollercoaster with Costner changed everything. Sure using rock tunage and not being historically accurate in movies wasn't new but somehow, with that mullet, and that American accent, Costner turned this concept into a near-guaranteed massive money spinner. Disney saw the chance and jumped on-board with this French period adventure, and what better way to top Costner than using the old brat pack of the 80's...well two of them.

Yep its errr...the young guns using swords and riding horses...again! Sheen and Sutherland team up with Oliver Platt who magically fits into this team beautifully. Along for the ride is the fresh faced Chris O'Donnell as D'Artagnan who actually does pretty well considering he's a pretty hokey actor truth be told. The entire movie hinges on the cast naturally, more so the main trio of Musketeers who, we the audience, have to like for this to take flight. Luckily the casting of Sutherland and Platt is inspired as they both are charming and highly likable in their roles, especially the chunky Platt. Sheen on the other hand doesn't quite fit the bill here and I'm not so sure how he got the call for this movie. Obviously reuniting of ye olde brat pack again...duh! maybe they wanted to get Emilio too? I can see what Disney wanted to do here and I applaud the effort, for it is a sweet idea, but Sheen just doesn't fit into 17th century France too well.

It really is so very obvious that Disney wanted to copy the success of 'Prince of Thieves', look at the bad guys. Good old Tim Curry chews up the scenery perfectly with his big eyes, red flowing attire and devilish goatee doing his best to try and beat Alan Rickman's dastardly Sheriff of Nottingham. But not only that, Disney really takes the biscuit by actually reusing the same actor for the main henchman role. Yes Michael Wincott played Guy of Gisborne in 'Prince of Thieves' and here he plays the main henchman Rochefort! Holy du pain Disney! at least try not to make it so clearly evident sheesh!

Never the less despite the blatant idea stealing the movie does look really good with decent production values all the way through. The scenery is stunning throughout with various locations used in the UK and Europe, the sets are amazingly lavish, highly detailed and very authentic looking, costumes look period perfect and again very authentic and weaponry, armour, horses etc...all look spot on. The movie does show how good Disney are at creating worlds, they don't skimp at all and it shows. They might be fast and loose with the facts and original source material but at least it always looks terrific and extremely atmospheric, so big kudos there.

As for the action, set pieces and generally 17th century hijinks...well its solid, its exciting for sure...but of course its dumb. Just like the Costner adventure and Disney's later Pirates of the Caribbean flicks the action can get a little out of hand which does spoil the atmos at times. I believe director Herek has clearly tried to copy (or maybe homage) the old Lester Musketeer movies (1973, 74 and 89) with plenty of sword fighting slapstick and stunt tomfoolery. Its not quite as goofy but you do have the obligatory bounding around, jumping off things, dueling on top of things...usually high places, dodging cannon fire, knocking people over with things, knocking people off horses with things, drunken jollifications and generally swinging around from objects. Its not horribly violent of course, no blood, no gore, but bad guys do get killed, you just don't see it or they edit away from the kill. Its that acceptable level of comicbook violence you'd expect from Disney and it works for the movie.

Alas the movie does lose impetus because they have played with the story a bit, changed some things, left stuff out and messed up here and there. One such minor but silly mistake I noticed was at the start when all the Musketeers resign their posts as Musketeers, they then proceed to burn their blue tunics. Then at the end of the movie as the Musketeers are summoned to fight they all somehow have their blue tunics back...but they burnt them, did they make new ones just in case they got their jobs back. Another glaring question mark was the fate of Cardinal Richelieu (Curry). The main trio of Musketeers rescue the King from the Cardinals boat, the Cardinal gets punched in the face, falls overboard, and...? That's the last we see of him, no clue if he drowned, went to jail, got executed, got away...nothing.

I'm sure by now you get the angle this movie is aiming for, the other movie examples clear that up. The whole entity is more of a fast food, factory assemble line product than an actual proper movie. The director and Disney clearly wanting to sell the romance, good looking boys n girls and light-hearted action rather than tell a proper solid story. End of the day...we all knew that, you could see it, you could smell it a mile off when it came out and you can still tell today. To that end it does at least do what it says on the tin, it offers fun thrills, heroes and villains and a good old fashioned sense of adventure which everyone can enjoy. It still can't beat the Richard Lester movies though, they were flippin' epic!
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