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  • Louise: Well, don't know if I want to get married, but I wouldn't say no to a proper relationship.
    Sophie: What is a proper relationship?
    Louise: Livin' with someone 'oo talks to you after they've bonked you.
    Sophie: I don't know what they want from you 'alf the time. What they start off liking you for they end up hatin' you for. Don't like you if you're strong, don't like you if you're weak; hate you if you're clever, hate you if you're stupid. They don't know what they want.

  • Johnny: 'Have you ever thought, right... I mean, you don't know...but you might already have had the happiest moment in your whole fucking life...and all you've got to look forward to is sickness and purgatory?'
    Johnny: Have you ever thought, right... I mean, you don't know...but you might already have had the happiest moment in your whole fucking life...and all you've got to look forward to is sickness and purgatory?

  • Johnny: You think you can recapture your youth by fucking it. You don't wanna fuck me. You'll catch something cruel.

  • Maggie: You ever seen a dead body before?
    Maggie: Have you ever seen a dead body?
    Johnny: Only me own
    Johnny: Only me own.

  • Johnny: Was I bored? No, I wasn't fuckin' bored. I'm never bored. That's the trouble with everybody - you're all so bored. You've had nature explained to you and you're bored with it, you've had the living body explained to you and you're bored with it, you've had the universe explained to you and you're bored with it, so now you want cheap thrills and, like, plenty of them, and it doesn't matter how tawdry or vacuous they are as long as it's new as long as it's new as long as it flashes and fuckin' bleeps in forty fuckin' different colors. So whatever else you can say about me, I'm not fuckin' bored.

  • Johnny: There was this little dot right. And the dot went bang and the bang expanded. Energy formed into matter, matter cooled, matter lived. The amoeba to fish, the fish to fowl, the fowl to frog, the frog to mammal, the mammal to monkey, the monkey to man. Amo amas amat, quid pro quo, memento mori, ad infinitum. Sprinkle on a little bit of grated cheese and leave under the grill till doomsday.
    Johnny: Well, basically, there was this little dot, right? And the dot went bang and the bang expanded. Energy formed into matter, matter cooled, matter lived, the amoeba to fish, to fish to fowl, to fowl to frog, to frog to mammal, the mammal to monkey, to monkey to man, amo amas amat, quid pro quo, memento mori, ad infinitum, sprinkle on a little bit of grated cheese and leave under the grill till Doomsday.

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