Milk Money Reviews

October 22, 2018
A silly, offensive movie.
May 22, 2013
Only the least demanding audiences can be expected to buy into Milk Money.
May 22, 2013
This pleasant, unassuming little comedy manages to overcome its many potential shortcomings.
May 22, 2013
It's pointless to blame the cast members, who at least are in there trying.
May 22, 2013
An embarrassing, preposterous mess.
May 22, 2013
[A] jaded attempt at warmhearted comedy.
August 3, 2009
John Mattson's script is every bit as silly as it sounds; it dawdles, stumbles, stalls, embarrasses both itself and the audience, and is routinely formulaic to boot.
March 26, 2009
With a tip of the hat to the performers, this is a misguided comedy with Hall of Shame pedigree. Its commercial prospects are quick, down and dirty.
June 24, 2006
This feelgood romantic comedy is short on laughs, sexual chemistry, and the thriller subplot won't produce any white knuckles.
May 20, 2003
Richard Benjamin, laboring under the idea that this is an enchanting premise, directs such episodes as if he were Norman Rockwell in a trenchcoat.
January 1, 2000
I don't want to spoil it for you, but let's just say the gangster doesn't get what he wants, and true love saves the day.
January 1, 2000
A preposterous movie about a boy, a babe and a car, all of them functioning minimally in what is essentially a showcase for Melanie Griffith's body.
January 1, 2000
Question: Will Hollywood ever retire the Hooker With a Heart of Gold?
January 1, 2000
Some movies just don't know when enough is enough.
August 30, 1994
Smuttiness is made coy; innocence is made dirty; boyhood sexuality is made into a cartoon.