Milk Money Reviews

  • Nov 14, 2019

    by far this is one of the most funny movies from the 90s the coming of age of these boys along with Melanie Griffith pair together perfectly if you have not seen this you must and be prepared to laugh its a great pick me up make me laugh movie

    by far this is one of the most funny movies from the 90s the coming of age of these boys along with Melanie Griffith pair together perfectly if you have not seen this you must and be prepared to laugh its a great pick me up make me laugh movie

  • Apr 18, 2017

    Holy tenderloins and knockers Batman! These guys actually got away with making this revolting script into an actual movie! How could we have never stopped this thing from getting greenlite!? My sentiments exactly boy wonder! We have here the most disgusting, loathsome, piece of cinematic sodomy which we have ever set our eyes upon! Whoever these people were, let's hope that

    Holy tenderloins and knockers Batman! These guys actually got away with making this revolting script into an actual movie! How could we have never stopped this thing from getting greenlite!? My sentiments exactly boy wonder! We have here the most disgusting, loathsome, piece of cinematic sodomy which we have ever set our eyes upon! Whoever these people were, let's hope that

  • Jan 23, 2017

    The only forgiving thing was Malcolm McDowell. He is so over the top and delivers the only strained laughs.

    The only forgiving thing was Malcolm McDowell. He is so over the top and delivers the only strained laughs.

  • Sep 22, 2016

    As far as exceptionally cheesy 90's kids movies, this one is a favorite. The subject is certainly age appropriate. I'll forgive the ridiculous plot points. It's a feel good movie about a prostitute. Who can achieve that without this cast?

    As far as exceptionally cheesy 90's kids movies, this one is a favorite. The subject is certainly age appropriate. I'll forgive the ridiculous plot points. It's a feel good movie about a prostitute. Who can achieve that without this cast?

  • Sep 20, 2016

    Okay so the critics were right, I could handle the light-hearted pablum of the first half but then it turned to milk toast. Predictable and formula inspired.

    Okay so the critics were right, I could handle the light-hearted pablum of the first half but then it turned to milk toast. Predictable and formula inspired.

  • Sep 17, 2016

    Omg. My shock at howunexplainably horrible this movie is only surpassed by the horror I felt when I Learned the screenwriter made 1.1 million for this script.

    Omg. My shock at howunexplainably horrible this movie is only surpassed by the horror I felt when I Learned the screenwriter made 1.1 million for this script.

  • Aug 04, 2016

    Tasteless and dull, this film's audience-alienating premise, awkward performances and humor, and its inability to decide who it wants its target audience to be all culminate in an altogether unappealing film.

    Tasteless and dull, this film's audience-alienating premise, awkward performances and humor, and its inability to decide who it wants its target audience to be all culminate in an altogether unappealing film.

  • Jan 15, 2016

    Creepy and unfunny, there was no reason for this film to ever exist! It's downright creepy!

    Creepy and unfunny, there was no reason for this film to ever exist! It's downright creepy!

  • Oct 07, 2015

    This is probably one of the worst ideas for a movie I have ever seen or heard of! Its so-called "Plot" consists of 3 boys who want to see a real live nude woman because they were not satisfied with their sex education class. And if you think it can't get any worse, the prostitute's pimp is part of the mob! And Malcolm McDowell who is the fine actor wasted in this film playing the villain, can't even identify the prostitute when she's right in his face because she is wearing an ingenious disguise, a crappy pair of sunglasses!. It's labeled on here as a Romantic comedy! Not only is it not romantic in the slightest but also is also not funny in the slightest and should quite frankly be labeled under "Trash". This was a completely tasteless half-assed film that wasted almost 2 hours of my life I could never get back. 0/5 stars

    This is probably one of the worst ideas for a movie I have ever seen or heard of! Its so-called "Plot" consists of 3 boys who want to see a real live nude woman because they were not satisfied with their sex education class. And if you think it can't get any worse, the prostitute's pimp is part of the mob! And Malcolm McDowell who is the fine actor wasted in this film playing the villain, can't even identify the prostitute when she's right in his face because she is wearing an ingenious disguise, a crappy pair of sunglasses!. It's labeled on here as a Romantic comedy! Not only is it not romantic in the slightest but also is also not funny in the slightest and should quite frankly be labeled under "Trash". This was a completely tasteless half-assed film that wasted almost 2 hours of my life I could never get back. 0/5 stars

  • Feb 17, 2015

    Tween boys go looking for a prostitute in this ridiculous comedy.

    Tween boys go looking for a prostitute in this ridiculous comedy.