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Jumanji Quotes

  • Sarah Whittle: Well, a little rain never hurt anybody.
    Alan Parrish: Yeah, but a lot can kill you.


  • Alan Parrish: Jumanji. A game for those who seek to find a way to leave their world behind. You roll the dice to move your token. Doubles gets another turn. And the first player to reach the end wins.


  • Alan Parrish: In the jungle you must wait...until the dice read five or eight.


  • Gun Salesman: your not a postal worker are you?
    Gun Salesman: You're not a postal worker are you?


  • Alan Parrish: Jerks!


  • Alan Parrish: I've seen things you've only seen in your nightmares. Things you can't even imagine; things you can't even see. There are things that haunt you in the night; then something screams, and you hope to god you will not meet the same fate. Afraid? You don't even know what afraid is.
    Alan Parrish: I've seen things you've only seen in your nightmares. Things you can't even imagine; things you can't even see. There are things that hunt you in the night. Then something screams. Then you hear them eating, and you hope to god that you're not dessert. Afraid? You don't even know what afraid is.


  • Alan Parrish: Did someone roll a five or an eight?


  • Van Pelt/Sam Parrish: Any last words?
    Alan Parrish: Jumanji.
    Van Pelt/Sam Parrish: What?


  • Alan Parrish: Whatever it is, you face it like a man.


  • Alan Parrish: So you tried to cheat did you?
    Sarah Whittle: You tried to cheat?


  • Peter Shepherd: This will not be an easy mission - monkeys slow the expedition.


  • Van Pelt/Sam Parrish: You coward! Come back here and face me like a man!


  • Alan Parrish: WHAT YEAR IS IT!?!
    Alan Parrish: WHAT YEAR IS IT!


  • Alan Parrish: Run! IT'S A STAMPEDE!!!
    Alan Parrish: Run! IT'S A STAMPEDE!


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